What would you do?

[Maxus-MIFA9]

Yep - some people got to Batam for a $10 fark, while others will pay $500 for an underage boink

 

Batam $10/- one got no more grip and machiam deadwood......

 

$500/- one grip tight tight .... oops...

 

 

Edited May 18, 2015 by Picnic06

[1fast1]

literotica? lol

 

 

 

Nicely categorised also. Perfect for every peccadillo.

[Yeshe]

I saw this question asked elsewhere - and thought it might be fun to get the take of both the "tiko rangers" and also the "uptight asians" on what they would do.

 

You have camp mate, who holds an annual bbq at his condo. You've known each other for a little over 20 years, but only see each other maybe three times a year.

 

At the bbq, as you're something of a lightweight drinker, you get challenged to a sculling match by the host's 18 year old son, and lose abysmally.

 

You're stinko blotto drunk passing out.

 

Your NS friend puts you to bed in his spare bedroom - being the kind and friendly pal that he is.

 

At 3am you awaken to find camp friend's 16 year old daughter groping your crotch and trying to open your fly.

 

What do you do?

 

depends whether u use small head or big head to think :D

 

[Yeshe]

Made up situation ----

 

Note - yeah, 16 is legal - but perhaps we should change it to 15 to make the question more interesting?

 

Nobody is worried about what the Father would do?

Or what would happen if the girl say molest?

 

Would you tell her Dad or not?

Send her away - but how exactly?

What would you say to her?

Would you make a police report?

Stay in the bed or scarper as quick as you can?

 

when u are drunk, you cant tell 15 from 51 :D

[Count-Bracula]

 

He had said, she was 16yrs.

 

But he can escape punishment cos, his mate the main witness and his mate is the one putting a drunkard onto the bed. So 100% confirmed & double chop, he was drunk and he can denied wholesale ......

Aiyoh! Unker, say 16 to bluff you one lah. Best to consperm.

 

when u are drunk, you cant tell 15 from 51 :D

Bro, your numbers very conservative. Why not 18 from 81 or 19 from 91? Aigoo!

[Yeshe]

Aiyoh! Unker, say 16 to bluff you one lah. Best to consperm.

 

Bro, your numbers very conservative. Why not 18 from 81 or 19 from 91? Aigoo!

 

81 or 91 even when drunk still can tell, however a drunk kiwi will most likely prefer a sheep :D

[Beehive3783]

There are 2 sayings in army, and can generally be used anywhere:

 

1. Do anything but don't get caught

2. Act blur, live longer

 

 

I saw this question asked elsewhere - and thought it might be fun to get the take of both the "tiko rangers" and also the "uptight asians" on what they would do.

 

You have camp mate, who holds an annual bbq at his condo. You've known each other for a little over 20 years, but only see each other maybe three times a year.

 

At the bbq, as you're something of a lightweight drinker, you get challenged to a sculling match by the host's 18 year old son, and lose abysmally.

 

You're stinko blotto drunk passing out.

 

Your NS friend puts you to bed in his spare bedroom - being the kind and friendly pal that he is.

 

At 3am you awaken to find camp friend's 16 year old daughter groping your crotch and trying to open your fly.

 

What do you do?

 

[Darryn]

 

81 or 91 even when drunk still can tell, however a drunk kiwi will most likely prefer a sheep :D

There's nothing better than slipping into bed between two nice, warm, clean sheep sheets

Aiyoh! Unker, say 16 to bluff you one lah. Best to consperm.

 

Bro, your numbers very conservative. Why not 18 from 81 or 19 from 91? Aigoo!

You better not start talking about 13 from 31 or 14 from 41

[Maxus-MIFA9]

There's nothing better than slipping into bed between two nice, warm, clean sheep sheets

You better not start talking about 13 from 31 or 14 from 41

 

So whats your decision ?

 

To Tell or Not To Tell .............

 

 

her father...

[Robin]

check her IC to confirm if she is really 16 yo

 

[oleandero]

turn around and block the girl from unzipping. then start doing the drunkard scream.. "give me more beer and dont take off my clothes!"

 

hopefully your friend hears you and dashes into the room.. or at least you will scare off the girl... i dont think your friend will believe your story when you tell him the next day. he will probably insist that her daughter isnt capable of such stuff..