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Today, I started my day in a happy happy mood - I had the car to myself for a nice relaxing drive to work, Punggol to Bedok. Can take my time, listen to the radio and generally chillout. No wifey to nag, no rush, no need to drop kids to school and no need to squeeze on MRT. Then it started. That's why I posted in L&E instead of Cars - because I wasn't bamn freaking driving, I was in the hell of purgatory. A slight jam to enter the TPE - no problem, methinks, I will be in the right lane all the way - no need to worry about the congestion at the KPE exit, or the jam at Avenue 7 or the queue cutters at Upper Changi. Boy howdy was I ever freaking wrong on that score. From Punggol Road, ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the mother freaking scum sucking syphilis ridden pus oozing way to Tampines Avenue 7 exit it was stop start traffic. Never got over 50km/h the whole way. What's wrong, methinks. Is it roadworks? Has somebody been turned into ketchup? Has the haze blocked everyone's view? How about Tinkerbell came and made a tree fall on the road? This traffic can't be normal. Somewhere around Tampines Avenue 10 - the radio announced that there was an accident on the TPE towards the SLE at Tampines Ave 7 - AHA! That's It. Blardy idjit angmoh maple leaf infected foreigner can't read!! He's just a little bit confusted. He's screwed up. The accident is towards the PIE not the SLE. That would explain it!! fark But no, as is apparent when I see the flashing lights, the accident is indeed towards the SLE. Immediately after the lights, I accelerate to 110km/h. The horrors!! I was speeding! What was the cause of the slowdown? Why did it take me 30 minutes to drive from Punggol Road to Upper Changi Road? Because of 4D playing farktards slowing down and looking at the accident! You wanna rubberneck? Do you know what I will do to you? I will cut off that appendage that men love to talk to you, I would say beat you senseless with it - but to do that you need some sense to less. Then I will replace it with a rubber appendage. One that will never get hard. the best thing about this is that your genes will be removed from the general population. People like you are worse than the bottom dwelling parasites that feed on scum sucking -infected pusstules on the arse-end of a dung beetle. You can all take a long walk from a very short pier. You are the worst of the worst. Keep your stupid, moronic, idiotic, thick-witted, unintelligent, squirrely, bird brained, hare brained, fatuous, imbecelic, batty, asinine, inane, daft, daffy, foolish driving off the road your tosstard! that will be all Thankyou

Aussie expat scolds Singapore NSmen: You are MORONS!!! A seemingly innocuous discussion on rising

Source: PAP morons? Please everybody; cool down.. Saw this recent article somewhere: Heard this from a reliable source amongst the highest echelons of the PAP. The PAP was well aware that Aljunied is a risky proposition for them. This was clear even in 2006 and G