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http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/cor...1097555/1/.html "StanChart said that on the first day the deal was announced, it already saw a return of some US$8 million - just through media coverage alone." Can anyone explain how this is being measured?
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A handsome Singaporean was sitting in a posh restaurant in the States. He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of wine to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy corner. The waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle and took it to the woman and said,' Excuse me lady, this precious bottle is from that gentleman seated over there.' And indicated the sender with a nod. She stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was staying nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: ' For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.' After reading the note, the Singaporean decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW, Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Spain, Aspen & Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account and Portfolio. But, even for a woman as beautiful as you are, I am not going to cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back pls.'