Mark Parisi is a man. Like many men, Mark Parisi has two testicles. Like fewer men, Mark Parisi has decided he does not need two testicles, and would prefer instead to have one testicle and one Nissan 370Z.
Which is why (according to the clip) Mark Parisi is to donate one of his testicles to medical research in exchange for 35,000 US dollars. Which is around S$44,000.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgg4-1lVuFo
Mark Parisi made this revelation on American station CBS’s show The Doctors.
Mark Parisi’s revelation raises a number of ethical and moral dilemmas. What is the value of a testicle? A Nissan 370Z? Will both get you a GT-R??
According to sources, US$35K is the going rate for one slightly used testicle, so if you get nothing else from this story, gentlemen, when times are bad, at least you know that you have about S$88k swinging between your legs(Which, where we are, is actually not even enough for a Nissan March at the moment).