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Italian cruise liner > How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? > > - On the rocks. > > > > What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? > > - Leeks. > > > > What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? > > - Follow the captain. > > > > When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew > where he was going he replied "off course." > > > > So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. > > That's more than can be said for his ship. > > > > The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. > > He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died. > > > > The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in > Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker. > > > > What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken > cruise liner Costa Concordia? > > Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.