10) You get lost when you are about to run out of fuel.
9) You make a huge detour to siam ERP only to realize it is Sunday.
8) It rains just after you leave the car wash.
7) The tree you park under has a colony of birds with food poisoning.
6) You agree to a traffic light sprint but forgot to release handbrake.
5) Your car attracts a long stream of pedestrains at zebra crossings.
4) You speed down a deserted road only to find a TP eating snake.
3) Road works only happen on the lane your are in.
2) Traffic junctions turn red just for you.
1) COE rockets when you need a week to think things over. It plunges a month after you decide to bite the bullet.