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China Canteens Look Like Exam Halls After Virus Outbreak, Netizens Joke Around Like Invigilators source: https://mustsharenews.com/china-canteens-exam-halls/ Netizens In China Joke About ‘Exam Hall’ Canteens As Tables Are Set Apart From Each Other Although the ongoing coronavirus pandemic has turned some places in China into a ghost town, it has not hindered Chinese netizens’ sense of humour. Tables in canteens in China now stand so far apart, they look odd. While this measure may seem perfectly rational, the topic started trending on Weibo with 3.14 million posts to date. The topic was 食堂吃出了考试的感觉 (shi tang chi chu le kao shi de gan jue), which loosely translates to “I felt like I was sitting for an examination in the canteen”. Netizens mimicked invigilators The familiar, yet anxiety-inducing sight amused many netizens, who contributed pictures of the canteens they ate at. To add to the humour, they imitated the way invigilators would talk during the examination. “Let’s see who will hand in their scripts first. No sitting closely and talking while you eat.” Another netizen added: “No peeping at others eating. The student over there please turn back.” There was even a ‘signage’ in front of this canteen warning others that this “examination hall canteen” only allows one person per table. For many students, lunch hour has suddenly become an examination. Maybe they’ll have to hand up empty plates to pass the test. But what if the tables and chairs come in inseparable sets? This school used cardboard dividers which they even cling-wrapped for better protection. This netizen said she liked the exam hall format more — because she can watch her dramas without being interrupted. At least those who often have their meals alone won’t be the only ones doing so now. A strange but necessary measure Not seeing people mingling or hearing the usual lunch hour buzz in school canteens may be an unsettling phenomenon, but we know this is the best way for now. Hopefully once the virus stops spreading, people can have their social lives back. What do you think about this solution? Let us know in the comments below.

yet another US embassy humour ...... happened last week http://asiancorrespo...vitation-gaffe/ The US Embassy in Bangkok was left red-faced this weekend after it emerged that it sent an Fourth of July party invitation to a veteran Thai politician addressed to him as ‘Anti-Thaksin Activist’ on the envelope. Pramote Nakornthab, a former Thammasat University lecturer, posted images of the envelope and the invite on Facebook Saturday, with a pretty clear RSVP. “Thank you. SORRY. Cannot accept invitation due to mis-identification. It should be Pro-Monarchy, Pro-Democracy, and Pro-American.”

Rated PG.. pls don't click on the link if u are offended about genital jokes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURjufR9ZYY&NR=1

Found on the social media site during election results One netizen said: "I'm happy Tin Pei Ling is in our govt. Now everyone truly represented. Even the intellectually disabled :) Another said: "Changi prisoners cheering that WKS got re-elected. They have better chance of escape in the next 5 years" Any others....?

[extract] At first I thought things were bad in Malaysia where I always seem to see Protons becoming Mitsubishi Evos, Protons becoming Subaru Imprezas and NISMO badged everything that isn

Remember the statement I wrote in this previous article about the BMW 5 series M-Sport accessories? I stated that there are those that dream of owning a M5 but can afford a 525, 530 or that sort so they add on the M-Sport bodykits so that their car looks more like an M5 instead of looking like the bread and butter base models. This are people working within their means, and so is this chap who's now selling his Audi Saga 1.3A on a Malaysian buy-sell site. This chap is really working within the scope of what he can afford as he has decided that his Proton Saga 1.3A is actually an Audi. Lots of work, money and time was spent on making this 'Audi'. He must have sat down and thought really hard, "Since I cannot afford that A4, I will build myself one". Check out the front end with the LED daytime running lights, that 'Nuvolari' front one piece grill, driving lights and that split front spoiler like the one on an A4. I suppose this meter cluster with its 'P' and some other lights is the car's MMI (Audi Multi-Media Interface). The car, as I stated above is being sold on a Malaysian buy-sell site. I believe the owner realised that whatever he did to the car will not turn it into an Audi. Anyway, if this was really an Audi this is the dumpiest looking 'Audi' ever made and the only time you'd see me driving the Audi Saga is if my life depended on it

One of Renault's concept cars may need a name change. It seems that the Renault Zoe will make life difficult for a Parisian lady named Zoe Renault. She has complained to a French daily that people will make fun of her if the car manufacturer does use the Zoe moniker on their city car concept. The Renault called Zoe Z.E Concept is Renault's latest Zero Emission concept car. It is a compact 2 door electric car that will showcase Renault's latest electric vehicle ideas. It is either that or they just want to make life a living hell for women with the Renault surname as according to Zoe Renault she cannot bear to hear

British humour A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to re-build. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure. Australia is sending medical teams and supplies. ; Britain , not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis. God Bless British generosity.

JOKE 1 A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again." [/size] JOKE 2 A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, was to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, was to say, "Amen!" The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah," he rode off very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading toward a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no... Bible!....Church!...Please Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge. Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer. "Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN." The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff. "HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man. JOKES 3 One day One day, 3 men were captured by cannibals and were brought to the chief. The Chief told them to get 10 of one kind of fruit and sends them off. The 1st guy comes back with 10 apples. The chief then tells him that he has to stick all 10 apples up his butt without any expression or he will be killed and eaten. The 1st guy sticks in the first apple with great struggle but managed to get it in. Then he went for the second one but winced out in pain and was killed. The 2nd guy came back with 10 berries. The chief explained the rules and the 2nd guy was putting them in one by one, 1....2...3...4....5...6....7...8...9... and as soon as he was getting to the tenth berry.., he laughed hysterically and was killed. The 1st and 2nd guy meet in Heaven. The 1st guy asks the 2nd guy, " Why did you laugh?! You almost made it!!!". And the 2nd guy replied, "I couldn't help it... I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples !!!" JOKES 4 A man approached a beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "Hi, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" asked the confused woman. The man replied, "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." JOKES 5 Deer Ah Lian Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye..... Worm regard, Ah Beng