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Prince Harry and literal American dream Meghan Markle will get hitched in May. Reports are, it will be an intimate, casual ceremony at a rustic little chapel in Windsor Castle. Heard that the hotels are all booked out within minutes or seconds once their wedding date was made known to the public.

Anyone crazy enough to watch the 25 hours marathon Harry Potter movies, but if you are here mean you are not! since the marathon is still ongoing. I just realised that my son was only 1 year old when the 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' was shown, he has grown with the characters of the movie ever since! now that he is 11 and we going to catch the last shown this weekend, kind of sad!

do you think our country is NOThing but $ and now lacks a heart? Foster family in tug of love over boy repatriated from Singapore The boy was handed over to Malaysian welfare authorities when his Malaysian mother finished her jail term in Changi Prison. Tan Ju Eng Sun, Feb 19, 2012 The Star/Asia News Network PETALING JAYA - "Please let us see him one more time so that he knows we have not abandoned him." This is the plea by the Singaporean foster family of four-year-old Zack who was repatriated from the island republic when his Malaysian mother was released from Changi Prison after serving her jail term. The boy, who was born in Singapore and remains stateless, was sent to Malaysia last June after Singapore's Community Development, Youth and Sports Ministry (MCYS) requested Malaysian citizenship for him to return with his mother. However, his mother has since gone missing and Zack, who was initially placed in a children's welfare home, was transferred to another foster home in Johor. His father, a Singaporean, is still in jail. When Zack was handed over to the Malaysian welfare authorities across the causeway, it was the first time he stepped into the country and also the last he saw of his foster family. He was briefly reunited with his biological mother who was a stranger to him. On the day his mother was sent to prison, Zack, who was then only nine months old, was placed under the care of his foster mother Asmah Hassan and her family in Singapore. Asmah, 54, who said she last saw Zack eight months ago, appealed to the authorities for his return or to allow the family to meet him one more time. The homemaker with three grown-up children said neither she nor her family had seen Zack since he was "whisked away" from their HDB flat. MCYS, which had come under fire from Netizens over Zack's repatriation, had clarified in a statement that the child was born out of wedlock to a Malaysian mother and hence was not a Singapore citizen by birth. His citizenship status followed that of his mother's, it said.

Most of it was just Harry, Ron and Hermione shaking leg in various ulu places. There was no real sense of excitement or urgency. I went into the movie thinking it was 1hr 45mins long but in reality it was 145 mins so my boredom was extended by an extra hour. Given another choice, I rather watch Megamind twice. You have been warned.

Singapore, 21st April, 2010 - THE next time you take a big swig of beer, take a look behind the bottle. You may be drinking stale beer that

This is a new universal remote. Clockwise or counter-clockwise motion adjusts the volume up or down; simple up-and-down movements switch between channels. No kidding. http://gizmodo.com/5358305/kymera-magic-wa...d-dates-quickly

Hi all, I find this one, the worst so far. Not much excitement and the storyline is weak. What do you think? Regards,

For all those Harry Potter fans out there. Enjoy! See this Harry Potter video

See if you are cleverer than this Pr. 1 kid named Harry. > A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her > students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" > > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the > third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the > third-grade too!" > > Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While > Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal > what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would > give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was > to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he > agreed to take the test. > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > Harry: "9". > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > Harry: "36". > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade > should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think > Harry can go to the third-grade." > > Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" > > The principal and Harry both agree. > > Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? > "Harry, after a moment "Legs." > Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" > Harry: "Pockets." > Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" > Harry: "Pants" > Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, > delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? > Harry: Coconut > Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The > principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, > Harry was taking charge. > Harry: Bubblegum > Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a > dog do on three legs? > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. > Harry: Shake hands > Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? > Harry: Yep. > Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I > get wet before you do. > Harry: Tent > Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The > best man always has me first. > The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. > Harry: Wedding Ring > Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow > me, you feel good. > Harry: Nose > Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. > Harry: Arrow > Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F'and ends in 'K' that means a lot of > heat and excitement? > Harry: Firetruck > > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry > in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself." [laugh]

Man arrested for vandalism POLICE on Wednesday arrested a man in his 40s for vandalism, after a signage stone wall outside Parliament House was defaced at lunch hour. At about 1.30pm, three unifomed Certis Cisco guards were seen wrestling down a man, wearing a red T-shirt and brown trousers, on the lawn outside Parliament House. Scribbled in black marker on the top right corner of the shoulder-high wall were the words: 'Hi Harry Lee. I love you.' Eyewitnesses said they saw guards running across the lawn from Parliament House to nab the man while he scribbled on the wall. It took three guards to subdue the medium-built man as he refused to be pinned down and tried to wriggle free. As he was led away, a guard held up a piece of cardboard to cover up the words. Soon after, other security personnel brought a canvas sheet and draped it over the sign. The graffiti was cleaned off by 2.40pm. In response to queries by The Straits Times, a police spokesman said: 'On 14 Jan 09 at about 2.20pm, Police arrested a Chinese man in his late 40s for vandalism at the vicinity of Parliament House. Police investigations are ongoing.'

Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well, one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was..... (scroll down) No, the duck didn't say THAT ... Don't be SO disgusting!!! The duck said, 'I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!