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was heading back to sg after a 3 day road trip to malacca on sat, bout 630pm... smooth ride all the way back... until passed the toll... paid rm3.10... heading to gelang patah... when the distressing incident occurred... a man was blocking the road, his 2 accomplices by the side. the man gestured me to move to the side, following which an accomplice confronted me... accomplice walks to front of vehicle, then to back, scribbling something on his notepad... robber: you, 132, highway speed limit 110. now i write saman. you go jaybee pay. maximum fine rm300. i write ok? me : *flabbergasted* robber: now you go pay. i write saman. rm300 you know? me : jaybee where pay huh? robber: jaybee, very far pay. somemore maximum rm300 you know. i write saman ok? me : *lanlan* I PAY HERE, only got 30sing robber: ok. 30 can. i cancel for you. in front no more. can go. me : *digs into wallet for 3 red yusof ishaks, passes to robber* robber: *gleefully accepts, but gladly and openly puts into pocket* me : tio pak chio.... modus operandi: road block robber's distinctive characteristic: badge, with words, POLIS DIRAJA MALAYSIA beware... but again.. beware also no use... all the sg plate cars all kena... msia cars wave away... darn blardy good $$ to earn... i wanna migrate cross the causeway.. join the polis... goodluck... Malaysia... Truly Asia... Welcome to Malaysia, its Visit Malaysia Year 2007... Malaysia boleh! No wonder crime rates rising in jaybee... all the 'cops' busy with other stuffs...