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Few jokes to get you inspired b4 you OTOT in this thread A man bumps into a woman and says "So sorry ma'am. If your heart is as soft as your breasts, you will forgive me " The lady replies: "If your d*ck is as hard as your elbow, am in room 603" What did Newton's d*ck say to him after seeing a nude woman? "F**k you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP." Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?' He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100/- for every F**k!" Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $ 250/-"

Why hor? Ain't COE suppos t' be 1st n 3rd Weds? How cum no COE on Wed?

was sleepy after catching the Pool CL match (stoopid riise ), so decided to take leave ...... went down XZ to get oil filter ($10) , plugs ($30 for 4) and wipers ($30 for 2) .... proceeded to to collect the TD Performance Tuning Piggyback from WH at a "frenship" price. Tks WH !! went to pump petrol at shell. This is interesting. Ok, I rarely pump Shell cos not convenient (I usually pump SPC which is near my house), but no choice cos the fuel indicator lighted up. Normally at crusing speed of 90kmh, my fuel consumption is ard 6.5 - 6.7 using controlled right foor ala koolaba method. Now, after Shell went in, I managed to achieve the FC of 6.2 - 6.3 for the same speed. I was very surprised !!! Will continue to pump shell & then back to SPC to confirm. Next to do simple oil change @ Shell Station opp autobahn . Fren recommended, so try lor. Initially I was worried cos mine's a skoda, when I reached there confidence level in them went up when I saw several conti makes there - Bora V5 !! , Mk 1 Golf Convertible !!! , Merc , a Ferrari !!!! and lastly, a Rolls Royce !!!! . I was amazed. WTF ? nvm, so proceeded to let them do their job. In the midst, one youngish mech walked over ,then commented : " Eh, engine exactly same as BORA ? " . hmm, the workers there do know their stuff ( i think) anyway, after 30 mins, it's done , I paid $15 and left. Lastly, went over to ADm to install the TD piggyback, chatted with Sylvester (boss) while his men worked on my car. He's pretty knowledgable ... nice chap I say ...... When its done, went home and tested effects ...... result - butt dyno says engine seems to breathe better, throttle response is better ........ mod well done I would say !!! --- THE END --- pardon the lengthy post guys .....

On Monday, I have the monday blues...... On Tuesday, I have the hangover from the monday blues..... But, today........ , its a bit special as I have the Wednesday Delight...... , looking forward to the weekends ahead..... Let me kick starts with : BLACK OR WHITE - IT'S HEAVEN WILL In a remote area of Africa, there stood a small village with easy going lifestyle living condition for its peoples. There stood in the north of the village is a hut own by the only white explorer within 1000km radius. One day, the tribal chief stomped into the hut with 4 of his head hunters and shouted at the explorer. The explorer was stuned by the chief reaction and ask the chief what had heppen. The chief replied: My wife had just gave birth to his 99 child. Explorer: Congratulation, why are you so angry.... , you should be happy. Chief : You see, all my 98 children are like me...... , black in colour. But this last child, he is white. There is not a single white man within 1000 km of my village. Can you explain ?? Explorer : hestitated for a while and reply, I will seek an answer by daybreak tomorrow... Chief : I will let my 4 head hunters stand outside your hut to help you seek an answer.... As the night went by, the explorer was praying whole night looking for an answer and Just as the daybreak began, the explorer heard a group of goats being herd together by the chief sons. The explorer kneel down and shouted, thanks god, my prayer been answered to the amusement of the 4 head hunters. As promised, the tribal chief stomp into the hut and demanded for an answer. The explorer lead the chief to the door and facing the group of goats. The explorer said : See, the whole herd of goats out there, they are all white in colour. But within those goats, there is still 2 or 3 black colour ones. It's HEAVEN will........ At this point of time, the tribal chief pull the explorer to one side and said:....... "If you keep quite about these black goat, I will not pursue with my last child. Lets leave it to Heaven will"

Nov 8th Wednesday Meetup NOT cancelled -------------------------------------- 9 pm Jackson (Macpherson) 24HR kopitiam near the oyster omelette outdoor area. 1. hyun 2. Bobcatsysop 3.

HI GUYS, ICE meetup is on tomorrow, but instead of the usual NASI PADANG place, it'll be held at a different location. this time meetup is at a pub(thus got alcohol), so pple can enjoy here's the address: Koon Kee Restaurant & Pub 6 Yio Chu Kang Road tel:62881206, attached is a map meetup will be from 930pm onwards lah... if unsure who is who, approach the pub owner and ask abt the meetup lah Cheers!

Hi The meetup is on ... same time same place. Venue: MacPHerson Rd famous Nasi Padang store. See you guys

hey guys.... some sxxt just happened at home.. gotta fork out my road tax and car insurance.. also goin to pay registeration fee tmr.. this wednesday.. can u bros help me out with my woofers? i got 4 woofers liao.. but the damm wiring is screwed up.. as in.. i got a pair of cerwin vegas HED 10 inch and a pair of old RF series 1s.. the cerwin vegas were wired up really wrong.. and the rockford.. damm weird.. anybrothers here can help me out this wednesday???i got some length of cable and cutters. i'm really flat out of cash liao.. gonna bring lunch box to sch liao..

Hi Like another notification.. See you guys same time and same place. Business as usual.

It is our regular meetup at the regular MacPherson Rd famous Nasi Padang store at the regular timeslot. Some highlights for the evening. Showcase of the Butler integrated tube amp, Audio Control EQ-T, others Audition of Butler sweet tube sound in a SUV Regular clinic by our resident TAs probably (TBC by performer) a 10-15min performance by a Saxophonist (help us to discuss sound imaging + staging basic) Pasar Malam Music/CD appreciation - Fairy tales (Radka Toneff) TCSS Just pop by.. see you.

What will make our ICE meeting more interesting? Need inputs lah as I can pumping just poision week in week out. One fine day, any guinea pigs or rats will go immune with the concoction. Appreciate your suggestion.

Hi It is posion time again. Last time post at meetup, no business. Must post here again. Must do it from here again. A few fella have confirmed attendence liao. Thus, gurantee some ICE car for audition. Welcome anybody interested to join us at MacPherson. (Nasi Padang shop near the Jackson Hawker Centre)