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Excellent poems by not-so-famous poets - found on toilet doors and walls....... A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some ******* stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to s--t But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And s--t my pants! Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To s--t and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to s--t and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the b-------t on the walls....

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Basically this is a long term investment strategy. You set aside every month a fixed amount (in units of hundred dollars) to invest in Blue Chip loose lots. Any brudders here tried this? Any catch?

I have received quite of few creative and funny stuff via my emails. Let's put all of these together and have a light moment: Recently, my white MP, nok on my door, and very kek ki.. Say 'I've worked so hard, so vote for me', 'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinty'... I said 'Dear MP of my GRC', 'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'.. 'I only saw you on TV', 'Dozing off and jiak liao bee'.. Last GE I voted for thee, 2% up in GST.. Cut CPF and up utility, Are still very clear in my memory.. 5 years later, then you come to me, Fresh from your slumber of ivory.. Say that only, you can help me, Escape from a life of poverty.. Just take a drive on CTE, Count the number, of all the gantries.. Or squeeze a ride on the MRT, That has not been cleared for me My life since the last GE, Has been downhill though I voted PAP.. If I vote the same for your sleeping spree, I can expect the same misery... So! this time round, I vote for somebody, Who will kachiao you, to productivity.. Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me, If there's someone to speak up for ah bee.. So dear MP of GRC, If life no improve, vote u cho simi?

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Recently acquired a Sony Viao VGN-FZ15G Notebook with a pre-install Window Vista Home Premium. I encountered problem logging in to POEMS Protrader. The message I got was first "Unable to connect to server", then after some trouble shooting with Philip Security -"Windowcannot verify the publisherz' Any advice would be appreciated.