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http://women.asiaone.com/women/relationships/man-fattens-girlfriend-so-she-will-not-stray I think it is all smoke. He probably just has fat girl fetish.

so busy lately to even get enuf sleep, let alone share my funny encounters... anyways somthing happened today feel like sharing afternoon... had a very filling lunch... felt very sleepy while driving to town... almost dozed off a few times... decided to take a rest a multi story carpark... rain the whole day... cool breeze... left car doors ajar... and snooze away... damn phone rang a few times and i woke up... i was so sleepy that when i woke up i needed a few seconds to realise where i was kinda feeling... then when answer the phone have to sound like i'm awake n not sleepy u know... after being woken by my phone a few times... i fell asleep again... this time i was woken up by a tight grip on my right arm... KNN i had a shock of my life when i opened my eyes and this chinese women abt late 40s stared stright into my face... wah lau i can imagine my facial expression then... i was scared like fcuk for a second or 2... i said to her 'yes?' and she said 'hold on'... she walked to the front on my car and mumbled same colour and same number... and i shouted to her again 'yes'? and she said to me again 'hold on'... many thoughts went across my mind... her car got stolen... my car resembles her or her son's/daughter's car... there's another car same colour model number watever... then she took out her nokia6500 and called someone... i thought she was calling the police... so i put on my shoes and walked to her... standing beside her and both of us looking at my car... she was mumbling my car's colour and car number plate over the phone... this time i said 'wtf'? think she could sense i was getting agitated and she started backing off while still on the phone... then she asked me what floor is this?... i simply replied "wtf'? again... she then hurrily walked off down the next level while still mumbling into her phone... then i shouted to her "hey!! apologise for being stupid leh...." i could not get back to sleep... had a smoke.. and went back to work... really sia... WTF....

was drinking at a pub with a friend... settled a bucket and we will be on the way home... but one drink led to another... great company and other customers buy us drinks etc... before we knew it we both were at our 3rd bucket... i told my friend finish this and we go... so he called his usual driver and ta bao some supper for the pub staff and customers... food came... we finished our last glass and off we were home... went to our cars and kept the summons... and parted our ways... i was to follow his driver's shadow to my home... reach my plc and needed a drink soi went to my 24hrs coffeeshop to buy a soft drink (dont stock at hm so as not to drink too much)... realised my pouch cannot be found.... all my cards inside... cash $100 plus... my driving license and thumbdrive and ciggies and... haiz........... CB FCUK KNN CCB............ ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i must hv left it on the roof of my car and drove off.... my pouch was not where i usually leave it in the car and i immediately sped back to the pub carpark!.... it was a 5-10min drive there at full throttle..... i saw the carpark still very full and thought to myself thats it GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but thank god i saw my pouch in the middle of the road at the entrance of the carpark.... i mean how bloody fcuking lucky can i get sia????!!!!!! i need to do something good... to give thanks for my bloody close encounter... any idea what i could do good for a good cause?....

..of repo vehicles [sweatdrop] http://www.sgcarmart.com/used_cars/listing.php?CAT=15

http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNew...0704-74636.html A lot of strange news these days.

http://digital.asiaone.com/Digital/News/St...0703-74416.html Like this also can...haha.