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I need help on these 4 pages from my car's manual that were printed in Japanese language. I can only figure that it had something to do with: fuel, towing instruction, svc sch. Any kind members who can translate these pages from Estima Hybrid manual. Kam Seh, domo arigato gozaimashita

Came across a website with some jokes. Better take cover first. Disclaimer - Any "sensitive" skoda owner who cannot take jokes please don't continue reading. Its just for the fun of it. Bueh song not my problem. What do you call a skoda with twin exhausts ???? A wheelbarrow. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ???? A Dreamer. You don't have to think up any Skoda Jokes, .........the Skoda is a Joke ! How do you double the value of a Skoda ? Fill the tank ! Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ? ........To remove the flies that crash into them. There is a big competition at my local pub the first prize is a scoda, ........the second prize is two skodas ! Why do Skoda's have a heated rear window? To keep your hands warm, while you push it. You see the ads that say 'What's behind the new skoda?' It's not really Volkswagen, it's 'People pushing it'! What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ? A miracle. What is the difference between a Skoda and the flu ? You can get rid of the flu ! How do you overtake a Skoda ? Run ! What do you call a car that always wins the Lombard Rally but never appears in the Leader Board ? A Skoda ! I was stopped for speeding in a Skoda, but I was let off due to the Copper(police officer) laughing too much. Volkswagen wants to improve the quality of Skoda cars, so they take the Skoda workers to the Volkswagen plant. The Skoda workers notice that there a big cage with cats inside it. "What's that for?", they ask. "It's for testing the door seals of new cars. In the evening we put a cat into a car, and when the cat is dead in the morning, we know, that the seal is good." One month later, Volkswagen's boss goes to the Skoda plant to see if the quality has improved. Everything seems to be the same as before, but there is a big cage with cat inside it. "What is that?", they ask. "It's for testing new cars. In the evening we put a cat into a car, and when the cat is inside in the morning, we know, that the car is good."