Few jokes to get you inspired b4 you OTOT in this thread
A man bumps into a woman and says "So sorry ma'am.
If your heart is as soft as your breasts, you will
forgive me " The lady replies: "If your d*ck is as
hard as your elbow, am in room 603"
What did Newton's d*ck say to him after seeing a
nude woman?
"F**k you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."
Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'
He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100/- for every
F**k!"
Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $
250/-"