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Was surfing the opposition parties website to start gain some view of what the opposition had been doing for the coming BIG ''erection''....and found their innovative way in promoting the party..Check it out.. Do check out the ending credential....very funny..Our MIW is the joke...

In a large multinational company.............. A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes and all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement. The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost half of its employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to head back to the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off and in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow. The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in the thousands and also to avoid any fights inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff. Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead. Please head back in and try your luck!".

In a large multinational company.............. A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes and all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement. The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost half of its employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to head back to the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off and in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow. The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in the thousands and also to avoid any fights inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff. Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead. Please head back in and try your luck!".

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