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I wonder if anyone has had this experience? (please merge this if it's been discussed) I had a good friend who was forced to move.. and I do agree we need more enforcement on this.. when I come home, I want peace and calm, not war... (unless you are @jamesc with his MIL)... https://www.straitstimes.com/opinion/do-more-to-help-those-who-live-with-bad-neighbours https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/neighbour-from-hell-drove-6-families-away Is anyone here affected directly? (not that you want to share - in case you are trying to sell )

I'm sure everybody has encountered headscratching situations in the workspace. Be it from colleagues or clients, some of them make you wanna vomit blood. Let's share our stories! - Client: The artwork colour needs to be exactly the same as our core product. Me: Sure, just let my designer know your Pantone/CMYK/RGB code when you sent the requirements over. *2 weeks later, designer crying. Client has been scolding them for incompetence and "blindness", and just arrived unannounced in the office* Client: YOUR DESIGNER ALL BLIND OR STUPID? I SAID MUST BE SAME COLOUR! I MUST HAVE SAID THIS AT LEAST 10,000 TIMES! Me: Designer, you guys didn't follow brief? Forward it to me I check. Sorry client, gimme 5 mins. Client: *angry face* *I check and there's no problem at all. Followed brief down to the last fullstop* Me: Miss Client, as you can see here, its the same colour code in your brief, and.. *CLIENT EXPLODES, CUTS ME OFF AND STARTS SHOUTING DAMN LOUDLY* Client: What's wrong with all of you! Even you at your level don't understand simple English! *Whips out her laptop to open the artwork* Client: Can you see how different it is!? Look, your laptop, her PC and mine all different colour! *Whips out actual product and aggressively slams it against all the screens* Client: And NONE of them matches my real product!!!!!!! At this point, COO came into my room to ask what's going on since he's next door and can hear everything. He discovers that the client doesn't understand how different machines show colours differently, and that "real" colour on a screen doesn't mean "real" colour produced. He literally threw her out of the office and broke their contract. - Colleague A: You want some bacon? I bring back from Australia. I put some in the oven for you, later try okay? Colleague B: Err... but I'm vegetarian you know right. Colleague A: Oh, I thought you ony cannot eat meat in Singapore. Then how about this kangaroo jerky? Its not beef. *facepalm* Note: Clients From Hell is a real website founded in 2009.

Dear all, I saw a notice pasted immgration counter at malaysia First link CIQ. i ask the counter officer what is it about as it is all written in malay. She say from 14 Aug they are closing the counter top up at immgration. Meaning to say no touch and go no entry There is two thing that will happen. the jam will be damn bad as a lot of people don't have sufficent credit. Please use second link as there is automated machine. I may be wrong as i rely on the officer rely of message, please becareful and factor more jam time. Rustyz

http://news.asiaone.com/news/singapore/neighbour-hell-gives-ang-mo-kio-residents-sleepless-nights After watching the clip, I am rather angry... with the lady downstair.. the knocking is really deafening.. Guys, how you all handle this kinda situation.. No racist comment please. I am a chinese.. This malay family really have high tolerant.. I really can't handle such knocking~~

walau... machiam like driving through hell [shocked] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc0uRdMOSmg

why the hell is used car still so expensive ?

Wonder whether it is true? http://www.chiangraitimes.com/briton-neil-hartley-recants-his-living-hell-in-a-thai-jail.html PATTAYA – Neil Hartley a British National who was held in a Thai prison for three years, after admitting offenses linked to a pharmaceuticals website selling Viagra and steroids, Neil Hartley, 61, was arrested in November 2011 at a beer bar complex in central Pattaya. He claims a Thai lawyer told him if he pleaded guilty he would be fined – but instead he was thrown in jail for three years. He was advised to admit purchase, concealment and distribution of illegal narcotics, import-export violations, pharmaceutical-license offenses and working without a work permit. Mr Hartley, who was sent home to Heysham on a flight to Manchester last Saturday, said: “There is so much corruption over there. “I went to Thailand to work with a friend, who was running a website exporting pharmaceuticals all over the world. He had been running it for six years. “I only helped with e-mails and orders. I was a scapegoat. The Thai police visited the man who ran the website and demanded thousands of pounds. “When he did not pay them, they arrested me two weeks later, while he was out of the country. “I was on remand for a month, then went to Pattaya Court, and the judge jailed me. There was nothing I could do, I was in chains and leg irons. “The British Embassy did not help me.” Reliving the moment he was sent to prison he said: “It was all men and ladyboys. “I was thrown in a van with around 60 prisoners. The guards would hit people with sticks if they said anything. They are animals. “When I arrived at the prison, Nong Palai, my cell was 10 yards by five yards, with 85 criminals inside, including murderers. There were around 1,500 people in the prison. “It had bars at either end and a concrete floor where we had to sleep. If you wanted bedding you had to pay for it. “There were two British men in when I arrived; they had stolen whiskey from a supermarket. Within a week one was dead, beaten to death.” Neil added: “The ladyboys were kept separately from us. They made a tent out of sheets and would sell sex to the prisoners at weekends so they had money to buy cigarettes. “When my mum sent me money I bought 15 blankets to stitch together to make a makeshift bed, and paid for better food – although it wasn’t much better than what we were getting. I lived on tinned sardines but at least you knew they weren’t contaminated, otherwise you got a chicken’s foot, or cold rice. “They threw us out of our cells from 7am. There was just a yard to go in. I saw a Thai man stabbed with a sharpened iron bar.” At 4pm, Mr Hartley says he and the other prisoners were put back in their humid, stinking cells. He said: “You had to pay for a bed space with cigarettes. There was a hole in the floor for a toilet – shared by all of us.” One doctor visited the prison twice a month, but Neil was unable to get medication at first without a passport as it had been seized. He said: “I thought about ending my life, but just got on with it.” Mr Hartley, who formerly worked at Pines Lakes leisure complex near Carnforth, took up the ‘job’ in Thailand when he was made redundant from Pontins. He is virtually blind in one eye, with untreated cataracts in the other. His tearful 90-year-old mother, who lives in a static caravan in Heysham, said: “He’s the only thing I have in the world – and I’m the only thing he has in the world. “This last three years has been terrible. “He says the bed I have given him was paradise compared to what he is used to. “When I first saw him I walked past him twice, I did not recognize him. He is seven stone.” His friend Peter Rowley, who used to work with him in Carnforth, picked him up from the airport after Thai authorities set him back to Britain on his release. He said: “People need to be told about the corruption over there, it is unbelievable.” A Foreign Office spokesman said: “We are aware of the arrest of a British national
on November 4, 2011, in Pattaya, Thailand and provided consular assistance.”

http://dai.ly/x14jt3d Porsche recently showcased its 918 Spyder at the Frankfurt Motor Show. It is all common for auto makers to showcase their latest products at one of the globe's biggest and most awaited car shows, much less for a halo car. But the people from Stuttgart did more than that. While a team was preparing the final production version of the 918 for its world premiere at Frankfurt, another brought it out for a spin at the Nurburgring. The result was a record-breaking 6:57. That puts the Porsche right behind the barely legal Radical SR8, overtaking the Dodge Viper ACR (7:12), which held the fastest street going production car record for two years. Now jump to the video to catch a glimpse of the 918 in action.

from Yahoo: Scientists reportedly discover gate to hell By Claudine Zap It sounds like something out of a horror movie. But Italian scientists say that the "Gate to Hell" is the real deal

Guys, check this funny and comical stage show. If I am the guy, I would run road and stay far far away from her. Haha Enjoy..... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9KHZknMq3I

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?' The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.' As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.' The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.' The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.' And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??' The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?' (I love this part...) 'Only when he's been drinking.'

got in iphone app??? lol chio also not that chio to me la the fans also like.... wth lol http://www.divaasia.com/media_photo/15829

to hell money don get as much exchange rate yesterday..... same amount of Sin$ for less Hell Dollar.... hope my mum don overspend....

This really blow my top &^%$(!! And takes the cake of inconsiderate driver. This morning. Was traveling along Tanah Merah Kechil and turning right into Upper Changi Road. As I slow down to approach the T-junction stop line (uphill towards stop line. You need to be at least 5-8m away from the stop line to see any car coming not), a SJZ mini from Anglican sec sch direction ZOOM (at least 40km/hr) into (see picture) location 1. I was shocked and quickly jam brake. Guess the lady was shock too as she didn

A joke for all to lighten up. While walking down the street one day a MP is tragically hit by a truck and dies. The MP's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter . "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the MP. St. Peter says, "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the MP. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules", replies St.Peter. And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven," St Peter says. So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and the 24 hours in heaven passes by and St Peter returns. "Well, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now which will you choose for your eternity?" St Peter asks. The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers, "Well, I never would have thought it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be happier and better off .. in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the MP. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.. Today .. you have voted."

To the driver of a grey civic bearing the plate SDB2!6L traveling on AYE today @ 8am+... U bloody b------d if wanna drive recklessly & go to hell early, pls go to a ulu spot & bang urself on a tree or a drain instead of endangering other rd users! U drive as if its ur father's rd & cut into my lane(1st lane) suddenly when there is not much space for ur ass to move into(less than 1 car length gap between my car & the front), furthermore u never even bothered to signal ur intention... thus causing me to jam brake! Horned u & beamed u but u act like either u r brain dead or deaf or blind! Not oni this, not long after u cut into my lane dangerously, u choot stunt again by cutting dangerously into the 2nd lane & over took the car previously infront of u on the 1st lane b4 cutting back dangerously into dat car's lane in front causing dat car to jam brake oso! Again not long after dat, u lagi best! U dangerously cut ur bloody fat ass all the way to the left most lane & travelled on the rd shoulder & made urself disappeared! If u really wanna go & die... pls make sure u die alone & not drag other innocent rd users wif u!! Regardless u have sumthing urgent or emergency.. dats not the way u handle it on the rd a-----e!! I dun gif a hoot wats ur reason.. reckless driving means reckless driving! U jolly well wake up ur bloody idea & reflect on ur driving attitude using ur pea brain! Hopefully i wun encounter ur ass on the rd again...Thanks for pissing me off 1st thing in the morning u martha farker. Frens of this b------d pls do him a favour by reminding him of his driving attitude! If not ask him to thrash his bloody c---c & take public! If u c this car on the rd, better to avoid the idiot driving it regardless whether he is the a-----e so dat u can live longer & happier.

For those who has have maids at home, do note... http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sg...ils_online.html STOMPer Mr_Nique_84 was disgusted when he read about a maid who posted sexy pictures of herself online. She had also revealed her employer's details, like their address and their schedules. According to the article (Sep 26), 22-year-old Myanmar maid, Sarad, secretly used her employer's son's handphone to take the pictures in the master bedroom when no one was in. She also had the password to the computer, which she had possibly obtained from observing the 10-year-old boy. She then posted her pictures on popular social networking site, Facebook. On the website, she described herself as a University student who loved to create trouble for others. Her employer, Mr Lin, 48-year-old sales manager, was enraged when someone alerted him to the maid's online antics. He said she had been very considerate and sensitive to their needs up till the recent one month where she appeared troubled and could not concentrate on her job. Apparently, the maid had fallen in love with someone via the website, but later fell out after a dispute. Two days after he found out, Mr Lin sent the maid back to Myanmar. Her contract was due to end in Febuary next year. The STOMPer writes in an email (Oct 3): "This is to tell everyone... A maid not only will go out with foreign workers... They even lie to their employer... "She used her employer's son's mobile phone when he was at school, stole passwords to access the employer's computer to use Facebook. "She uploaded sexy photos online and flirted, even gave her employer's schedules on who is around. This is as bad as giving out her employer's address to a stranger. "Who was her fling on Facebook? Someone she had not met before... "This is terrible and dangerous... I simply feel disgusted." maid_from_hell_she_posts_sexy_pics_and_employers_details_online.html

Especially on buses wah lan eh

CHIM-glish... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McGxjyDF5G0

Try this link......was search through the web for some GT info and stumble upon this web..... http://www.rambeyracing.com/index.php?id=7&child=1

You don't have the right of way and you are cutting in n out of traffic along boundary rd towards amk ave 1 and you can still jam brake in front of me when I horned at you. Just because u drive a bigger n powerful car doesn't mean every1 have to give way to u. Continue ur way of driving n hope u crash into a bus/lorry . Btw, ur carplate number damn dumb ; F*** YOU! F*** YOU!

Babysitter from hell Installing spycam will prevent her from abusing your child Home > Breaking News > Singapore > Story April 3, 2009 SETTING up a spycam could well be the best way for parents here to keep watch on their maids and the children under their care. Security experts told my paper that some surveillance systems with spycams - some smaller than a thumb - allow parents to log on to a website and monitor what goes on in their homes while they are at work. 'This way, you are aware of what's happening at home at all times. You'd have peace of mind,' said Mr Shaun Eric, general manager of security firm AA Security. Agreeing, sales manager Rina Low, 32, said: 'With the cameras, I'd know what goes on when I am not around.' Their comments came in the wake of a video clip, posted on citizen-journalism site Stomp, showing what appears to be a maid brutally kicking, trampling and flinging around a young girl. Police said they will be contacting the Stomper to obtain more information on the video. The clip was put up on Stomp on Thursday and, by evening, more than 17,000 people had watched it. The clip attracted over 140 comments, many of them from parents. It is not known when the attack took place. But the incident occurred in what looked like the living room of a Housing Board flat. 'I think the maid dared to do this because the girl is still very young and can't speak up for herself,' said Stomper mushroomi. A straw poll conducted by my paper showed that a majority of parents here have misgivings about entrusting their children to domestic workers. There were a few exceptions. 'I trust my maid. Installing a spycam would betray that trust,' said consultant G. Cheah, 31. -- MY PAPER Video in Stomp below link.... Kid watch 40% don't watch already....very cruel.... Should jail the maid....... The maid kick the little girl body, head, step on her..... WARNING: Video may be disturbing to some viewers http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singapor...t.jsp?id=64592#

Where the hell is Matt? I tot i'd share this wif the rest of the people here. really interesthing. Btw Singapore is at 3:39. Enjoy and Happy Chinese New Year to every1!!!!

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Old Fogey were gathered at the telephone booth in hell with The Devil by their side. Elizabeth asked Lucifer if she can possibly call back England and enquire about the well being of the British subjects and was granted permission. She made a 1min call and was charged $5mil. Elizabeth promptly issued a Barclays cheque in Lucifer's name. Bill made a call back to Monica for 2mins and was charged $10mil. Old Fogey not wanting to be outdone by the 2 whities decided to call back and check on MS' escape case. He spent a whopping 1 hour on the phone with dragon prince and turned to Lucifer proudly with chequebook ready. Old Fogey was flabbergasted when Lucifer charged him only $1!!! -------> Old Fogey: Why is it so cheap? I can afford to pay ya know???!!! Lucifer: Thats because you made a local call while the others made long distance trunk calls

Got this from friend : Its up to u to believe...... This place in Uzbekistan is called by locals "The Door to Hell". It is situated near the small town of Darvaz . The story of this place lasts already for 35 years. Once the geologists were drilling for gas. Then suddenly during the drilling they have found an underground cavern, it was so big that all the drilling site with all the equipment and camps got deep deep under the ground. None dared to go down there because the cavern was filled with gas. So they ignited it so that no poisonous gas could come out of the hole, and since then, it's burning, already for 35 years without any pause. Nobody knows how many tons of excellent gas has been burned for all those years but it just seems to be infinite there.