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The ultimate chinese poem for beginners:- One day at night 一天晚上， 2 personz same bed 二人同床, 3 AM midnight 三更半夜, 4 legs put up 四脚朝天, 5 part bodies touching floor 五体投地, 6 plus 7 sexual desires 七情六欲, 8 pushes and pulls 八进拔出, 9 times too long (九)久久一次 10 times more shiok!! 十分有趣. 拉，入，退，不以前，历久不衰,揪头发，拔河比赛,身面，地球，地球仪，新，午，票，感情，爱，的，两钟，有性 两，一时间，黎明，王，晚上，腿，空，两个

「三字經」英譯版 To: Another 很黄但不暴力.HA ha HA..... 人之初： At the beginning of life, 性本善： Sex is good. 性相近： Basically, all sex are the same. 習相遠： But it depends on how you do it. 苟不教： If you do not practice all the time, 性乃遷： Sex will leave you. 教之道： The way of learning it 貴以專： It is very important to have be faithful to one partner 昔孟母： Once the great mother, Mrs Meng 擇鄰處： Choose her neighborhood to avoid bad influence. 子不學： If you don't learn, 斷機杼： Your organ will become useless. 竇燕山： The famous Mr Dou 有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子： All his five sons took it. 名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well known. 養不教： If your children don't know how to do it, 父之過： It is the father's fault. 教不嚴： If they are not taught in a serious manner, 師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them the details. 子不學： You may refuse to study this, 非所宜： But that is a real mistake. 幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood, 老何為： You will lose your ability when you get old, 玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ, 不成器： It won't become hard and strong. 人不學： If you don't learn sex, 不知義：You can't enjoy its true meaning.