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This is the 1st time i encounter such a wuss on the road. A total loser. I was coming back fr gym this noon with my wife on board heading home. A distance away I saw 1 Nissan Juke and i got quite excited bcoz i find the car rather cute. Was telling my wife this could be the next car i'm changing to soon, As my wife doesn't recognize the car, i sped up and try to go side by side with it. b4 i cld actually do so, he pick up speed after the light turned green and i tried to pace up. Coming to a turn infront, i signalled left and was abt to cut in the Juke sped up and block me from doing so. No prob, i told myself. As we approached another traffic, he pick up speed again after green light so i follow suit. (still trying to admire the car fr side views) but this ballsless low self esteem driver tot i wanted to race him and he slowed down and paced the car beside him. (it was a 2 lane road wif me behind the Juke) thus blocking me fr overtaking. i din dare to follow too close less he zham brake. so i followed a distance and as the car beside him slowed down further to abt 30km/hr on the second lane and (nobody knows why but it's a lady behind the wheels.. ahh..) and this sissy slowed down as well. it was damn obvious that this punk is afraid i may juz overtake him and suddenly i lost my patience and honk him. next thing i knew, he flipped me the bird. i immediately flashed my headlight and put on the hazzard at the same time winding down my window gesturing him to stop where he is. but then, he pick up speed instead. i followed and he made a right turn towards Downtown East. as i was side by side wif him (finally), he flipped me the bird again and did a sudden swerve into the car. i didn't give a damn and i did a 90deg turn and stick to his arse. he was revving his way thru the twist and turns and gotta stop becoz a car was blocking him infront reversing into a lot. i saw my chance and i jumped (literally) out of my car and went to his door and shouted: 'Knncb u point smlj? get out of ur cb car now!!!' (in Hokkien, of coz) that sissy gave me a ohh-i-think-u-got-the-wrong-guy-coz-i-bo-ji-point-middle-finger look. so i tot he cldn't hear me behind his lock doors (i knew they were lock bcoz i saw his arm got some movement as i approached his car). (one thing to note: he has got an fugly face and his white frame glasses futher amplify it) so, i raised my voice by a few decibels this time: 'U knn dare to show middle finger u go no balls to get out of ur car?!!''. next thing i knew, he zoomed off and did wonderful maneuvers ard the tight carpark and zoomed out in such a short timimg i think even those car park rally participants wld be ashame of. so as i tot i wld rest the case since that guy zoomed off wif his tail rite between his legs, he DID it again. as i was turning out of the car park and going pass the round abt to get to the other side of the road, i saw him u-turning at the lights infront and as soon as he drove pass me, he showed me the finger again. then the best part is, he went to do another u-turn at the round abt and sneaked up behind my left (i was stuck in the middle waiting for the lights) and as soon as he confirmed i can't reverse (got a car behind me), he filter out and u guess it, he flipped the bird. I sincerely hope that the balls-less loser whose driving the Juke sees this. Be a man, stand up when confronted and not hide behide lock (car) doors. I guess ur poor gf muz be really disappointed travelling in a car wif such a wimp. i wld immediately hv a clean break wif u there and then, if i were her. but then again, pls pardon me if the gal sitting bside u is not ur gf but a guy in wig instead. ur simply a disgrace to ur frens as well, but then, u might not hv any to begin wif. I was hoping i wld bump into u real soon again, well, who knows we can be the best of frens. I still love ur car, regardless