Genie47 1st Gear June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 (edited) CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology As for GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus Good Money Goofy's Manufacturing Gone Mental Edited June 24, 2004 by Genie47 ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeel Neutral Newbie June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 Wah... other than good money, there's nothing positive? eddie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie47 1st Gear June 24, 2004 Author Share June 24, 2004 Do you want to see Ford's list? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavvy Clutched June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 good money in this sense also no good leh.. meaning they earn alot of money from consumers.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeel Neutral Newbie June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 OMG... please dun start thinking... eddie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 No need to think... Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 And to be fair...BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeel Neutral Newbie June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 Not fair leh... Ford list longest... eddie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 There are some that are longer u noe.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord 1st Gear June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 Somebody is really more "eng" than me to come up with all these sia! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morris Neutral Newbie June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 Are cars by chev really that bad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie47 1st Gear June 24, 2004 Author Share June 24, 2004 Everybody have their fair share of experiences with lemons. So to lighten up, they joke about it. There are humorous acronyms for any make of car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator June 24, 2004 Share June 24, 2004 LAffter the best medicine...these Americans can think of it all..see this list.. AMC All Makes of Cars American Made Cr*p A Mini Can AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing BENZ Because Engineers (k)Now Zen BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Bad Man Wagon BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco) Basic Marin Wheels Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Because Mom's Wealthy Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Black Man's Wish Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Bob Marley and the Wailers Born Moderately Wealthy Bought My Wife Brakes Might Work Break My Windows Break My Windshield Bring Many Wrenches Bring Mechanic's Wrench Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Buy More Weed BUICK Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker CADILLAC Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CAMARO Can't Americans Make A Real One? CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time CHEVY Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking CHarged HEaVilY Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard CORVETTE Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly DODGE Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery - Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Drift On Down, Garage is Empty Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere EDSEL Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame Every Day Something Else Leaks FERRARI Fanatieke Egoistische Rakkers Rijden Allemaal Rasechte Italianen FIAT Failed In A Tunnel Failure In Automotive Technology Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Faulty Italian Automatic Transmission Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again, Tony! Fix It All the Time Flats In All Tires Flying In A Tupolev Found In A Trench Futile Italians Attempt Transportation FORD Federation Of Retarded Drivers Fix Or Repair Daily Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot Fails On Rainy Days Fastest On Road, Dip! First On Race Day First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Flip Over, Read Directions Found On Road, Dead Found On a Rubbish Dump Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use) Found Outside Rotting Dump Funny Old Rattling Dump Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos fxxked On Race Day Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective) Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro Ford Owners Root Dogs Found On Red Dumpster Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Fault Of R&D fxxked Over Rebuilt Dodge fxxk! Our Ride Died! Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled Fond Of Resonating Decibels Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fabricated Of Refried Dung Forgot Our Recommended Defaults Foot On Road Decelerates First Order of Reproductive Discipline For Old, Rotten Deadbeat Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Fireball On Rear Denting Frequently On Ritalin Designers Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Found On Russian Dump Failed On Research & Development Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery Famous Odor Resistant Dog Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard) Falling Off: Rusty Door Free Or Reduced Drastically Forced On Reluctant Drivers Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Found On Redneck's Driveway Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster F O R DNA F O Return Denied Found Outside R D Fly Over R D Failing Out R D F O Rattling D F O Run Down Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers fxxking Overridden Ratty Dyke fxxkin Old Rusty Dodge fxxked Out of Real Driving fxxkin off-road destroyer fxxker Only Runs Downhill Fabrication Ordinaire, R ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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