New Study Explores Connection Between The Size Of Your Manhood And Sports Cars

[SGMCF328]

I think this topic has been discussed to death for the longest time, and finally someone did an official study to "confirm" the theory. Hahahahaha

I just need a Chery QQ BTW. 😁

Source: https://www.carscoops.com/2023/02/surprising-absolutely-no-one-men-who-believe-they-have-a-small-penis-are-more-likely-to-want-a-sports-car/

The results seem to relate specifically to sports cars, not just luxury goods

Did you know that the average male reproductive organ is 10 inches (25 cm) long? No? That’s okay, because I was actually psychologically manipulating you into wanting a sports car.

That is, in effect, what researchers at the University College London, say is possible. They sought to find if there was any truth to that old adage that sports car owners tend to be compensating for dreaded downstairs deficiencies.

The team, though, had to be clever, because uh… measuring this effect was difficult. As the researchers put it, “self-reported penis size is notoriously unreliable,” and, more to the point, “even an objective study of penis size and sports car ownership would also be limited in correlational evidence.”

That’s because, as anyone who has ever driven sports cars knows, objective measurements are often less important than subjective experience – a Chevy Corvette is very fast until it lines up next to a Bugatti Chiron. And yet, neither makes a Toyota GR86 any less fun.

But enough metaphors, the researchers decided to try and manipulate their subjects’ self-perception by giving them fake facts about penis size. The information either exaggerated or underrated the average length in order to make men feel better or worse about what was going on under the hood, as it were.

So as not to put their fingers on the scale, the fake facts were presented within a larger collection of random information, and subjects were told that the experiment was looking at how people multitask online, such as when they’re shopping and browsing simultaneously.

When presented with the “fact” that the average penis was 18 cm (seven inches) long – which is way longer than the actual average – the participants rated sports cars as more desirable. Intriguingly, the effects of this particular kind of manipulation were stronger the older the subject was, with those under the age of 29 not showing as much interest in fast cars.

Of particular interest, though, is the finding that the penis facts seemed to have no impact on men’s interest in other luxury products. The correlation, therefore, appears to be specifically related to sports cars. People aren’t just shopping to make themselves feel better.

While there are still a lot of unanswered questions in this research – like whether or not general feelings of inadequacy, in addition to genital jealousy, affect a man’s desire for a sports car – it suggests that people trying to show off in music videos should sing about hatchbacks, not C8 Corvettes.

[Stratovarius]

i got a SUV. 🙂

[DOBIEMKZ]

19 minutes ago, Stratovarius said:

i got a SUV. 🙂

I so envious! ☺️☺️

[Jamesc]

So got spot car means got big one or small one?

Diarrhea of words constipation of conclusions.

[Thaiyotakamli]

What about want to own a sport car called Copen? 
 

does it mean i have micropen1s?

[Jamesc]

30 minutes ago, Thaiyotakamli said:

What about want to own a sport car called Copen? 

does it mean i have micropen1s?

Ask ChatGPT

[BanCoe]

got some peepur here change cars like change undies...... could be an undertaker in disguise here   

[DOBIEMKZ]

53 minutes ago, BanCoe said:

got some peepur here change cars like change undies...... could be an undertaker in disguise here   

🤔🤔Does his car gets bigger and bigger??😁

[RadX]

Hmmmm @Mustank drive lorry le… so how ah

[RadX]

And @Carbon82 jus changed to vulva… smaller or bigger… u say le😂😂

[Thaiyotakamli]

4 minutes ago, RadX said:

And @Carbon82 jus changed to vulva… smaller or bigger… u say le😂😂

Getting more solid

[RadX]

3 minutes ago, Thaiyotakamli said:

Getting more solid

Means dead tissue le.. sad😂😂

[Inlinefour]

tomorrow go take trailer license liao

 

 

mai tu liao

 

 

else small Joe disappear soon 

[Ct3833]

6 hours ago, Stratovarius said:

i got a SUV. 🙂

I have wanted a small mini but my CFO refused to approve, she does not want other girls to notice me. 

[DOBIEMKZ]

2 hours ago, RadX said:

Hmmmm @Mustank drive lorry le… so how ah

Drive lorry means can last very long, spoilt a bit here and there also can carry on. 

[DOBIEMKZ]

2 hours ago, RadX said:

And @Carbon82 jus changed to vulva… smaller or bigger… u say le😂😂

Wah !! This one another damn solid performer. Size doesn’t really matter. 

[DOBIEMKZ]

6 minutes ago, Ct3833 said:

I have wanted a small mini but my CFO refused to approve, she does not want other girls to notice me. 

Mine probably a vespa..😥😥😥

[inlinesix]

I had MRS for close to 2 years 

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