Microsoft Outlook Outage

[Arogab]

14 minutes ago, inlinesix said:

Not 四陪?

😜

HAHAHA.....That one ask @Jamesc

[mersaylee]

My IT colleagues so proficient...neber give me opportunity to shake leg and everything else...😂

[inlinesix]

Just now, mersaylee said:

My IT colleagues so proficient...neber give me opportunity to shake leg and everything else...😂

Because they don't use Outlook servers.

[Jamesc]

Expect more Outlook outage

ChatGPT just became the fastest-growing 'app' of all time

ChatGPT user numbers are growing faster than TikTok's viral rise.

[Blueray]

CPF, EZ-Link services, multiple websites down after power outage at Microsoft Azure

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/microsoft-azure-cloud-service-outage-hits-cpf-ez-link-and-others

ERP not affected ? 

[Benarsenal]

7 minutes ago, Blueray said:

CPF, EZ-Link services, multiple websites down after power outage at Microsoft Azure

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/microsoft-azure-cloud-service-outage-hits-cpf-ez-link-and-others

ERP not affected ? 

Not possible lah. ERP is immune to outage one.

[Blueray]

34 minutes ago, Benarsenal said:

Not possible lah. ERP is immune to outage one.

its Skynet.

[Blueray]

Microsoft Azure outage: Some websites in S’pore back up, others still experiencing web services disruptions

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/microsoft-azure-cloud-service-outage-hits-cpf-ez-link-and-others

I can confirm ERP not affected. 

[Jamesc]

If there is a nuclear war ERP will still keep working.

One day when global warming wipe out all life on earth and aliens come

they better get their cash card ready or will kenna fine.

[bsswan]

At some stage we have to wonder maybe one of two aspects given three outages in ~week, two in two days (Teams, Outlook, Azure) ...... 1) Microsoft getting more useless, 2) Microsoft under attack.

[bsswan]

1 minute ago, Jamesc said:

If there is a nuclear war ERP will still keep working.

One day when global warming wipe out all life on earth and aliens come

they better get their cash card ready or will kenna fine.

That's quite a poetic way of calling ERP a cockroach.

[Jamesc]

So many Nissan Teana dashboard melted but the ERP unit still perfect.

Nissan need to use the same indestructible plastic.

[Jamesc]

It's ok MS not useless or kenna attack the server is also used by ChatGPT and so many kids using it to do homework overloaded the system.

 

[Blueray]

16 minutes ago, Jamesc said:

If there is a nuclear war ERP will still keep working.

One day when global warming wipe out all life on earth and aliens come

they better get their cash card ready or will kenna fine.

yes, next time ppl who want to invade SG by land have to standby cash cards for their tanks, convoys etc ... 

[Windwaver]

Remember this?

https://www.theinformation.com/articles/microsoft-prepares-to-lay-off-thousands-of-employees-including-in-azure-related-units

Microsoft Prepares to Lay Off Thousands of Employees, Including in Azure-Related Units

 

[Jamesc]

No one came to work to switch on the computers?

26 minutes ago, Windwaver said:

Remember this?

https://www.theinformation.com/articles/microsoft-prepares-to-lay-off-thousands-of-employees-including-in-azure-related-units

Microsoft Prepares to Lay Off Thousands of Employees, Including in Azure-Related Units

 

 

[Jamesc]

Do we need people to run those cloud data centres?

Maybe AI can do it!

They don't come to work late, do take MC or long breaks and stuck in the toilet or hanky panky with other female staff, no sensual harassment etc etc

[Ahwhye]

37 minutes ago, Jamesc said:

No one came to work to switch on the computers?

 

No lah, after collecting pink slip they were told to switch off all electric items before they leave...... hahaha...