therock Supersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant. In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother starts screaming for help. A man gets up from a nearby table, and with astonishing tranquillity, without saying a word, lowers the boy's pants and squeezes his testicles. The boy yells and spits out the coin. The gentleman with the same tranquillity returns to his table without a word. Soon, the mother calms down and approaches the gentleman to thank him for saving her son's life. She asks, "Sir, are you a doctor?" "No, ma'am," comes the reply. "I'm an Assistant Commissioner of the Inland Revenue Authority of Singapore." "We are trained to squeeze everyone's balls to make them cough up the last penny." Reminder to file and confirm your tax returns by 15-April 2019 (for paper filing) and 18 April 2019 (e-filing) ↡ Advertisement 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 To all bros please declare more to contribute for nation building Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
therock Supersonic March 10, 2019 Author Share March 10, 2019 Remember to file it!! Even if you are in the auto-file / returns group, check that you have made all the needed deductions. - SRS - expenses - donations - spouse, child and parent deductions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 Remember to file it!! Even if you are in the auto-file / returns group, check that you have made all the needed deductions. - SRS - expenses - donations - spouse, child and parent deductions No need take so much relief l Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleAtas Turbocharged March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 I love paying tax. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angcheek Hypersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 Hahha .. they squeezed my balls and sucked me dry too ... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysc3 Twincharged March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 since my son was born, i stopped paying taxes. don't even have to file. enjoy it while it lasts ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH1667 Hypersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 (edited) Will the next thread be “ how much income tax you pay in 2019 ? “ Edited March 10, 2019 by RH1667 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 Will the next thread be â how much income tax you pay in 2019 ? â ðAt least 5 digit then qualified to comment hehe 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH1667 Hypersonic March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 At least 5 digit then qualified to comment heheSadly, I am not qualified 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throttle2 Supersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 At least 5 digit then qualified to comment hehe 5 digits taxes? Nowadays need 6 lah, come on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason016 Supersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 (edited) Best is earn 7 digits and pay $100 in taxes. Edited March 11, 2019 by Mason016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 Ccb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lala81 Hypersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 Once again, the sole breadwinner gets no benefits except for the measly 2k relief for dependent spouse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusje Supersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 since my son was born, i stopped paying taxes. don't even have to file. enjoy it while it lasts ! You sure you don't pay taxes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustank Hypersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 You sure you don't pay taxes? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopites Supersonic March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 I beg within first 10 posts this thread will turn into another haolian thread. Me don't need to pay tax as my annual income always fall under the non taxable range. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysc3 Twincharged March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 You sure you don't pay taxes?Subject is for income tax... So as far as income tax is concerned, not for the time being. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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