Job paying S$1,700 – S$1,900 to chase away birds lol

[ChaosMyth]

 

Cafe in Tanah Merah posts job ad hiring ‘helpers to chase away birds’, pays S$1,700 – S$1,900. Lol.... Anybody interested? Maybe can call my mum go apply since she retired alr. prob can bring my dog along too. my dog favorite pastime is kill and chase birds.

 

But come to think about it, not exactly very ez. Tiring to keep running around chasing those pesky birds. Some birds also damn fierce. Lol.

 

https://mothership.sg/2018/10/cafe-tanah-merah-helper-chase-birds/?fbclid=IwAR3rCrieu6I5MTK5RrZutDDKU4TUVUabJitIUS1jQ8_uHQZhosygqKfVILc

Edited October 18, 2018 by ChaosMyth

[Throttle2]

Thanks,

Will be seeing them for interview tomorrow.

 

Wish me luck

[Watwheels]

 

Me! Me! Me! Choose meow!

[13177]

Dont know if the actual job is easy or tough, but looking on the title of the job, seems like pay not bad le. Higher than cleaner job le?!

[Mustank]

Edited October 18, 2018 by Mustank

[ChaosMyth]

 

If either of the above like not bad... But think their phone line got bombed already. 

[Pocus]

Yeah you guys laugh think very easy.

 

Maybe the area quite jialat and everyday is like this...

 

Then the 1.9k pay is justifiable.

[Old-driver]

This is what we call Jiao Gang 

[13177]

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If either of the above like not bad... But think their phone line got bombed already. 

So working location is above ah? Didnt see any birds le? 

[Thaiyotakamli]

Use robot will do

 

Maybe if one day robot malfunction they go chase away the customers

[Soya]

Yeah you guys laugh think very easy.

 

Maybe the area quite jialat and everyday is like this...

 

Then the 1.9k pay is justifiable.

Somemore 8am-8pm, 12 hours a day doing this.....tink pay hv to peg to the top 30% of income earners to attract the right talent. Lol

[Vratenza]

Remember to pay CPF .....Cat Provident Fund.......or else SPCA comes knocking.

I will take the job then subcontract to my cat. Learn from hawker management svcs

 

Edited October 18, 2018 by Vratenza

[Vratenza]

Why no one think out of the box? Probably much cheaper in the long run.....don't have to worry about net throwing MC....

 

[Kb27]

Funny we have to pay to chase birds away.

In Philippines slums there are no birds.

They've all been eaten, it's free food.

[Jamesc]

If only I was a younger (lesbian trapped in a) man (' body)

 

I would love to chase birds and get paid to do it.

 

Why no one think out of the box? Probably much cheaper in the long run.....don't have to worry about net throwing MC....

 

That's one big bird.

 

It's bigger than his head.

 

[DACH]

Why no one think out of the box? Probably much cheaper in the long run.....don't have to worry about net throwing MC....

 

 

Maybe atas eatery put this, think will be ugly? 

[Volvobrick]

Some army cookhouses like that one....  You go into a big cage like bird park aviary to queue for food.

 

 

Why no one think out of the box? Probably much cheaper in the long run.....don't have to worry about net throwing MC....

 

 

[Baleno]

 

Maybe need to don costume of a big black bird, moving around squawking & flap wings to chase the other birds away.