What will you do if you accidentally fart in public?

[DACH]

As above.

 

How will you react in such embarrassing moments in the public? 

Farts are natural and sometimes we cannot control when it just come out suddenly.

Whether you are in office, shopping mall, crowded bus, home or in the lift, what will you react if this happens to you?

 

Quiet, tactical, make a big fuss, etc?  

Edited November 24, 2017 by DACH

[Thaiyotakamli]

Look at the older person ard u, push the blame to him, then close ur nose and siam

 

 

Otherwise make a 90 degree bow

[RadX]

Paging @spring

[DACH]

Paging @spring

Wah lau, don't like that la.

 

Everyone can open a thread to talk about a person. I cannot open a thread and talk about silly situations in life meh?

 

Or you have such a traumatizing incident that haunts you for life?

[Kxbc]

fart another one quickly because 好事成双

[RadX]

Wah lau, don't like that la.

 

Everyone can open a thread to talk about a person. I cannot open a thread and talk about silly situations in life meh?

 

Or you have such a traumatizing incident that haunts you for life? ð ð ð

Lol

 

@spring is our WMD... he has the most experience in this area haaaaa

[DACH]

Lol

 

@spring is our WMD... he has the most experience in this area haaaaa

I see.

 

[Jamesc]

Pretend it was MIL. 

 

[kdash]

Wah lau, don't like that la.

 

Everyone can open a thread to talk about a person. I cannot open a thread and talk about silly situations in life meh?

 

Or you have such a traumatizing incident that haunts you for life? ð ð ð

relax bro. keep the threads coming

[Watwheels]

Whoever you are pls stay at home and never go out into the public. You fart box.

[Mustank]

As above.

 

How will you react in such embarrassing moments in the public?

Farts are natural and sometimes we cannot control when it just come out suddenly.

Whether you are in office, shopping mall, crowded bus, home or in the lift, what will you react if this happens to you?

 

Quiet, tactical, make a big fuss, etc?

You jit bai siao liao

CIA kgb 公安 mi6 transformer all looking for you

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/mysterious-loud-booms-heard-across-the-world-in-64-locations-and-nasa-doesnt-even-know-why/news-story/eb4d5b2a8117d05b00d15ffb51500c4c

[DACH]

You jit bai siao liao

CIA kgb 公安 mi6 transformer all looking for you

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/mysterious-loud-booms-heard-across-the-world-in-64-locations-and-nasa-doesnt-even-know-why/news-story/eb4d5b2a8117d05b00d15ffb51500c4c

 

Someone singing this song la...

Edited November 25, 2017 by DACH

[Phluvcat]

Do nothing but if caught or suspected, will explain to them that smelling farts can reduce risk of cancer, stroke, heart diseases so breathe in deeply and no need to thank me.

[SuPerBoRed]

One guy release a lot of hot air in some other public thread pretty often...

 

Seems to me he buay pai seh one...

 

Your options don’t have “ignore criticisms.. come back to fart more..”

Edited November 25, 2017 by SuPerBoRed

[Mustank]

Someone singing this song la...

 

Nice song!

[Benarsenal]

Fart then fart lor. Like you said, is a natural thing. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

I will just keep quiet though. 

[Atonchia]

If have to let go, I will only do it when walking quickly.

 

You leave the wake behind you, it diffuses quickly and no one behind you sees your face.

 

Those in front will not know.

Edited November 25, 2017 by Atonchia

[Jamesc]

If have to let go, I will only do it when walking quickly.

 

You leave the wake behind you, it diffuses quickly and no one behind you sees your face.

 

Those in front will not know.

 

So it was you. 

 

One man walked quickly passed me

 

and then there was a bad smell.