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edited your post to pager him..hahahahaha

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next time engineers should design a pump to suck in all the farts and feed it back to the engines... instant afterburner, F15 also cannot catch [laugh]

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Sounds like a flying bomb to me:D

When they say no smoking on board this flight, better believe it.  [laugh]

 

Don't keh kiang go toilet. 1 strike of the match... [bounce1]  :a-confused:

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next time engineers should design a pump to suck in all the farts and feed it back to the engines... instant afterburner, F15 also cannot catch [laugh]

 

Fart is not combustable cos it dose not contain methane ......   :wut:

 

Methane gas is colorless and odorless.... :beaten:  

 

 

:grin:

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Fart is not combustable cos it dose not contain methane ......   :wut:

 

Methane gas is colorless and odorless.... :beaten:  

 

 

:grin:

 

unker, u sala leow ....

 

The composition of farts varies dramatically among individuals. Flatulence produces a mixture of gases with the following six as major components:

 

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Turbocharged

Wahhhhhhhhh................... your fart so powerful ha....

 

What you ? :omg:

 

@porker like to smell can already [laugh] [laugh]

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Twincharged

just for fun .... i thk no need to start new thread lah ...

 

Plane forced to make emergency landing after one passenger's "unbearable" body odour makes others VOMIT and faint

The Boeing 737 Transavia flight from Schiphol Airport in the Netherlands to Gran Canaria in Spain diverted to Faro in Portugal over the stench - after crew tried to quarantine the man in a toilet.

 

A plane was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger's "unbearable" body odour caused other holiday-makers around him to VOMIT and faint.

 

The Transavia flight to the Spanish holiday island of Gran Canaria was forced to make an unexpected detour when travellers became distressed by the stench of a man who "smelt like he hadn't washed in weeks".

Staff on board the Transavia service reportedly tried to quarantine him in a toilet of the Boeing 737 before the pilots were forced to divert the flight.

They landed in Faro in southern Portugal so the foul-smelling man could be removed from the flight.

A picture taken by one of the passengers shows medical personnel escorting the man from the aeroplane into a bus.

Belgian passenger Piet van Haut was one of the passengers on board the plane and described the stench of the man as "unbearable".

He said: "It was like he hadn't washed himself for several weeks. Several passengers got sick and had to puke."

Transavia confirmed the emergency landing saying it was due to "medical reasons".

It is not known if the medical reasons related to the man or other passengers on the plane who were ill due to the stench.

A Transavia spokesman said: "The aeroplane diverted because of medical reasons, but it is indeed right that he smelled quite a bit."
 
Bizarrely, it was not the first smelly incident on a Transavia flight this year.
 
In February, a Transavia plane from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing in the Austrian capital of Vienna after a passenger could not stop farting , which caused a brawl between several passengers.
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At the hi tech screenings at custom failed to detect any wmd.

 

Bring out the good old sniff dogs lah. Stop all bloody boh zhang egg buggars when the dogs faint or vomit...

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it must have been really bad. how did he get past immigration, check-in, boarding? which country folk?

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He died!

 

 

 

He had tissue necrosis

 

Poor chap

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