Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 FW: That's Attitude An old man's shirt was written a cute sentence: "I Am Not 66 Yrs Old......, I Am Sweet 16 With 50 Yrs Experience" That's what we called Attitude .......... Change attitude Change Life.... We are a unique and the most understanding generation because we are the last generation who listened to our parents .... and also the first which have to listen to our children. We are not special, but just LIMITED EDITION. ↡ Advertisement 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byteslurve Supersonic October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 [thumbsup] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ktglfc Hypersonic October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 FW: That's Attitude An old man's shirt was written a cute sentence: "I Am Not 66 Yrs Old......, I Am Sweet 16 With 50 Yrs Experience" That's what we called Attitude .......... Change attitude Change Life.... We are a unique and the most understanding generation because we are the last generation who listened to our parents .... and also the first which have to listen to our children. We are not special, but just LIMITED EDITION. Time have changed At 66 yo, we are still young lah :) Just nice to enjoy retirement :)) But, if children want you to take care of grandchildren, you just have to listen to them, right? So, we will babysit lor, while children go out to work... Well, that's life for most folks now :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic October 30, 2014 Author Share October 30, 2014 Money has different names !!!!!! It is called : 1. In Temple - Donation 2. In School - Fee 3. In marriage - Dowry 4. In divorce - Alimony 5. When you owe someone - Debt 6. When you pay Govenment - Tax 7. In Court - Fine 8. Civil servant retirees - Pension 9. Boss to workers - Salary 10. Master to subordinates - Wages 11. Children - Maintenance 12. When you borrowed from banks - Loan 13. When you offer after a service - Tips 14. To Kidnappers - Ransom 15. Illegal received in the name of service - Bribe The question is "when a Husband gives to his Wife" what do we call it ??? Answer: Money given to your wife is called 'Duty' and every man has to do his duty cos wives are not "Duty Free" 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 Time have changed At 66 yo, we are still young lah :) Just nice to enjoy retirement :)) But, if children want you to take care of grandchildren, you just have to listen to them, right? So, we will babysit lor, while children go out to work... Well, that's life for most folks now :) LOL, putting the youngest and oldest in the family together, sure is lots of fun!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 Money has different names !!!!!! It is called : 1. In Temple - Donation 2. In School - Fee 3. In marriage - Dowry 4. In divorce - Alimony 5. When you owe someone - Debt 6. When you pay Govenment - Tax 7. In Court - Fine 8. Civil servant retirees - Pension 9. Boss to workers - Salary 10. Master to subordinates - Wages 11. Children - Maintenance 12. When you borrowed from banks - Loan 13. When you offer after a service - Tips 14. To Kidnappers - Ransom 15. Illegal received in the name of service - Bribe The question is "when a Husband gives to his Wife" what do we call it ??? Answer: Money given to your wife is called 'Duty' and every man has to do his duty cos wives are not "Duty Free" 16 WHen you drive, and govt sticks its fingers into your wallet and help itself, its called ERP!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic October 30, 2014 Author Share October 30, 2014 16 WHen you drive, and govt sticks its fingers into your wallet and help itself, its called ERP!!! LOL .... it should fall under No. 6 lar..... Anything paid to the Gov - TAX ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 LOL .... it should fall under No. 6 lar..... Anything paid to the Gov - TAX ... But, but ERP is so unique even by world standard, it can have it's own name "ERP"... Just by sucking from drivers and then pouring at least 2, 3 Billions of ERP collections into govt's piggy bank, it's no ordinary TAX any more. how about this one:- 17 When it passed under the table, its BRIBE!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opel17 6th Gear October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 I recently came across "pot luck" mentioned somewhere, and realized that the organizer [maybe] trying to nicely put across as "on dutch". Now I try to use "pot luck" when necessary, instead of "on dutch". It sound so nice. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic October 30, 2014 Author Share October 30, 2014 (edited) But, but ERP is so unique even by world standard, it can have it's own name "ERP"... Just by sucking from drivers and then pouring at least 2, 3 Billions of ERP collections into govt's piggy bank, it's no ordinary TAX any more. how about this one:- 17 When it passed under the table, its BRIBE!! Hmmmmm.......... UNDERTAKING sound nicer but it's still a bribe .. 17 When it passed under the table, its BRIBE!! 18. Money from Gambling or Lotteries - Winfall .... tonight, TOTO $3.3 million ... Edited October 30, 2014 by Picnic06 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldbug 6th Gear October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 When MPs and minister have it, it's called dignity 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 I recently came across "pot luck" mentioned somewhere, and realized that the organizer [maybe] trying to nicely put across as "on dutch". Now I try to use "pot luck" when necessary, instead of "on dutch". It sound so nice. Good one, it does sound much better On the other hand, the word "pot" may attract the attention of narcotic agents. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 Hmmmmm.......... UNDERTAKING sound nicer but it's still a bribe .. 18. Money from Gambling or Lotteries - Winfall .... tonight, TOTO $3.3 million ... LOL how come wind can fall? or after winning, then fall? 19. when money buys freedom, it's called RANSOM!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super7 Turbocharged October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 When MPs and minister have it, it's called dignity 20. Ministers' world highest pays = Dignity Money 21. Money in white envolop at funeral wake is called White Gold pek kim!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic October 30, 2014 Author Share October 30, 2014 LOL how come wind can fall? or after winning, then fall? 19. when money buys freedom, it's called RANSOM!! REPENT or REFLECT !! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark 5th Gear October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 When you pay for goods and get back the difference - CHANGE When you pay over 12/24 months - INSTALLMENT As a result you have to pay extra to the bank - INTEREST 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender Hypersonic October 31, 2014 Share October 31, 2014 rethink ---? Ponding--? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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