Ktglfc Hypersonic June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 I think the proper way will be to pee at the table leg to mark it. Our ancestors have done it for eternity. I think: just put a bag of shit on the table, sure no one will come within 5 metres of that table ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qpik Supercharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Polar bears do that too? No, polar bear chope w poop. Hv u heard abt the Bear asking Rabbit whether it mind having poop on it's fur. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inlinesix Hypersonic June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 This happens to my wife in Golden Mile Hawker. Her 20 something chope table with tissue. Then an 50+ old man sat on it. These colleagues chased away this old man without knowing that this old man is Alan Tam 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin 1st Gear June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Dump a pile of shit on the table to chope.. Good also if foodcourt got flies at least flies wont go to you and disturb while eating they'll just fly around the crap on the table :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nlatio Turbocharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 errr what happen if its the time of the month.... they mark the seat with their "blood".... ....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 I think: just put a bag of shit on the table, sure no one will come within 5 metres of that table Any more 'Trick Shops' in SG ? I rememeber when I was young, bought some stink bombs and played it in class. Same method can be used in hawker centre. Step onto one and can see peoples moving off from their tables... At most after 5 minutes, the air is cleared. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playtime Twincharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 The appropriate way is to have someone sit at the table to reserve your seats by telling late comers, sorry...these seat are already occupied. But I am very sure that if it happens in Japan. .. People will say they are very cultured, disciplined and considerate etc etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustank Hypersonic June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 But I am very sure that if it happens in Japan. .. People will say they are very cultured, disciplined and considerate etc etc. But I am very sure that if it happens in Japan. .. People will say they are very cultured, disciplined and considerate etc etc. The other time someone gave me a very nice tissue paper Wanted to use it to chope table But because dr Amy Koh is such a nice person, I decided not to do it Until today I still keep her tissue paper 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerwoods Turbocharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Woman should put Used Tampons on the table to chope next time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVT Supercharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 The other time someone gave me a very nice tissue paper Wanted to use it to chope table But because dr Amy Koh is such a nice person, I decided not to do it Until today I still keep her tissue paper What year you got this tissue paper? Amy looked so young in the pic..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthrevan Supercharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 4 out of 10 persons walking in Sinkapor is a foreigner & stomper expects foreigners to know what the tissue meant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Yes Sir, a good friend bought over my E280 and another kind friend pity me travelling via BMW, he sold me his 525i with sympathy Heard these key cost like a bomb, I'll chop table with my car floor mat or spare tyre Congrats on ur new ride! U can chop with your steering wheel as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L23 6th Gear June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Can I use xmm to chop seat huh?? Don't sian my xmm hor!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyison 4th Gear June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Wa lao eh.... I assumed two packet of tissue means there are two person, so by right one can go and place order while the other person stay put and wait for him/her to come back with the food..... Simple theory n logic also cannot do? Whoever know these two idiot please convey this message to them : " PLEASE DONT DISGRACE US (Singaporean) BY DOING SUCH A STUPID STUNT " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windwaver Turbocharged June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 "Don't be the next victim of bullying. If you encounter this, either demand your table back or tell them to enjoy their lunch if they don't feel the least bit bad that someone is already carrying their food tray and has to find somewhere else to sit!" I will at least demand to have my tissue paper back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 I will at least demand to have my tissue paper back used also can? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustank Hypersonic June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 What year you got this tissue paper? Amy looked so young in the pic..... last election lor if any other joker, i sure use to chope seat but dr Amy Koh one, i wouldn't her tissue paper i still keep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jajoba123 3rd Gear June 12, 2014 Share June 12, 2014 Correct, this only apply at CBD area foodcourts maybe it was an unspoken rule in CBD food court, but please dun apply in other places. I worked at various places the Singtel bldg basement at Orchard, presume all Orchard area except the mid to high end restaurant Amoy, Maxwell, Golden Shoe, all the hawker centres, eating house Raffles, Marina area - yes Vivo is abit out of the hustle n bustle, but nearby office crowds is increasing also but.. still me a gondoo during my first job in CBD, previously working in Tuas also just ignore the tissues, i saw them but don't know what is it for, the 2 ladies came but maybe they saw me yantao never chase me ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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