Stark Automobiles

[Leezld]

Has anyone seen the ads on sgcarmart from this particular 2nd hand car dealer? Their descriptions are hilarious!!

 

Eg : Driven By A Female Billionaire Who Lives At The Sentosa Cove, This BMW 325i Was Her 8th Car And Was Meant For Beach Rides, Along Tanjong Beach. Her Mileage Was Cloaked Extremely Low, Full Service Records By PML. 100% Accident Free And This BMW 325i Will Impress You With Its Awesome Sound Accessories Worth $18,000 And Please View To Believe! Save Time And Money By Purchasing The Finest BMW 325i!

 

http://www.sgcarmart.com/used_cars/info.php?ID=396550&DL=2675

 

Not sure if its true or just trolling us on purpose :p

[Ahseng]

Since i'm free i went to read. LOL, very descriptive indeed. This kind of talk many but duno can deliver or not dealer.

 

http://www.sgcarmart.com/used_cars/info.php?ID=392164&DL=2675

 

 

No Repair Cost Needed At All! Save Time And Money By Buying A Car With Stark Automobile Singapore. Driven By A Female Teacher In The West. Tears Dropped From Her Eyes When She Delivered Her Car To Us. Its Was Quite Touching When She Told Us How Well She Took Care Of The Audi A4. With Receipts And Unbelievable Records Of All The Accessories And Parts She Spent. 100% Accident Free.

[Bicolor]

This has been posted before in the past quite a few times. This company is quite well-known for these ads. Good entertainment value only. Though some of his recent ads are really quite honest in a dramatic way.

 

"Condition 3/10. This Honda Fit's Gearbox Has Been Replaced Before Due To A Faulty Gearbox. A 2nd Hand Gearbox Has Been Replaced And Vehicle Is As Sturdy As Before. There Was A Slight Accident At The Front. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 4/10. This Mazda RX8 Has A Major Accident Before At The Rear Bumper, Right Hand Side And Was Hit By A Lorry On The Front Headlight, Driver Side. Everything Has Been Replaced With New Parts. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 2/10 - This Honda Jazz Met A Few Mishaps, The Biggest Accident Was Reported At Eng Neo Ave, When The Whole Car Was Crashed Into A Tree. We Are Pleased To Inform You That This Honda Jazz Has Been Fully Repaired And It's Good To Run For The Remaining Years! We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

[Wyfitms]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:25 AM, Bicolor said:

This has been posted before in the past quite a few times. This company is quite well-known for these ads. Good entertainment value only. Though some of his recent ads are really quite honest in a dramatic way.

 

"Condition 3/10. This Honda Fit's Gearbox Has Been Replaced Before Due To A Faulty Gearbox. A 2nd Hand Gearbox Has Been Replaced And Vehicle Is As Sturdy As Before. There Was A Slight Accident At The Front. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 4/10. This Mazda RX8 Has A Major Accident Before At The Rear Bumper, Right Hand Side And Was Hit By A Lorry On The Front Headlight, Driver Side. Everything Has Been Replaced With New Parts. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 2/10 - This Honda Jazz Met A Few Mishaps, The Biggest Accident Was Reported At Eng Neo Ave, When The Whole Car Was Crashed Into A Tree. We Are Pleased To Inform You That This Honda Jazz Has Been Fully Repaired And It's Good To Run For The Remaining Years! We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

wow, too honest to be true?? In the first place, i'm surprised the previous owner declared all these to the dealer...

 

i just saw the jazz ad.. WTH?!?! 5 owners! i wonder who will actually buy, might as well just export

Edited April 10, 2014 by Wyfitms

[Watwheels]

LoL...hey, at least this company is honest about those vehicles that had accident before.

[Acemundo]

  On 4/10/2014 at 6:19 AM, Leezld said:

Her Mileage Was Cloaked Extremely Low, Full Service Records By PML. 100% Accident Free And This BMW 325i Will Impress You With Its Awesome Sound Accessories Worth $18,000 And Please View To Believe! Save Time And Money By Purchasing The Finest BMW 325i!

 

http://www.sgcarmart.com/used_cars/info.php?ID=396550&DL=2675

 

Not sure if its true or just trolling us on purpose :p

I didn't mileage has got anything to do with her putting on clothes (cloaked).

 

so strip her, the mileage can be reduced further?

[Jumpmanz]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:25 AM, Bicolor said:

This has been posted before in the past quite a few times. This company is quite well-known for these ads. Good entertainment value only. Though some of his recent ads are really quite honest in a dramatic way.

 

"Condition 3/10. This Honda Fit's Gearbox Has Been Replaced Before Due To A Faulty Gearbox. A 2nd Hand Gearbox Has Been Replaced And Vehicle Is As Sturdy As Before. There Was A Slight Accident At The Front. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 4/10. This Mazda RX8 Has A Major Accident Before At The Rear Bumper, Right Hand Side And Was Hit By A Lorry On The Front Headlight, Driver Side. Everything Has Been Replaced With New Parts. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 2/10 - This Honda Jazz Met A Few Mishaps, The Biggest Accident Was Reported At Eng Neo Ave, When The Whole Car Was Crashed Into A Tree. We Are Pleased To Inform You That This Honda Jazz Has Been Fully Repaired And It's Good To Run For The Remaining Years! We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

first time i see company advertisement that declare the car had been in a accident.

 

[Wyfitms]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:32 AM, Acemundo said:

I didn't mileage has got anything to do with her putting on clothes (cloaked).

 

so strip her, the mileage can be reduced further?

 

type error, shld be mileage clocked LOL

[Bicolor]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:29 AM, Watwheels said:

LoL...hey, at least this company is honest about those vehicles that had accident before.

 

They only started this recently. In the past, it was always some story about the car being in showroom condition, accident-free and previous owner being a female billionaire, a retiree, a female teacher, a sweet young lady, a petite Asian nurse working in Gleneagles etc etc

[987]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:25 AM, Bicolor said:

This has been posted before in the past quite a few times. This company is quite well-known for these ads. Good entertainment value only. Though some of his recent ads are really quite honest in a dramatic way.

 

"Condition 3/10. This Honda Fit's Gearbox Has Been Replaced Before Due To A Faulty Gearbox. A 2nd Hand Gearbox Has Been Replaced And Vehicle Is As Sturdy As Before. There Was A Slight Accident At The Front. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 4/10. This Mazda RX8 Has A Major Accident Before At The Rear Bumper, Right Hand Side And Was Hit By A Lorry On The Front Headlight, Driver Side. Everything Has Been Replaced With New Parts. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 2/10 - This Honda Jazz Met A Few Mishaps, The Biggest Accident Was Reported At Eng Neo Ave, When The Whole Car Was Crashed Into A Tree. We Are Pleased To Inform You That This Honda Jazz Has Been Fully Repaired And It's Good To Run For The Remaining Years! We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

instead of ending off the advert with "We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!" should go with something more original like "all repair works handled personally by Tony Stark"

[drivinghazard]

Seems like the ads are working well for the dealer. At least it got our attention.

[Ender]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:25 AM, Bicolor said:

This has been posted before in the past quite a few times. This company is quite well-known for these ads. Good entertainment value only. Though some of his recent ads are really quite honest in a dramatic way.

 

"Condition 3/10. This Honda Fit's Gearbox Has Been Replaced Before Due To A Faulty Gearbox. A 2nd Hand Gearbox Has Been Replaced And Vehicle Is As Sturdy As Before. There Was A Slight Accident At The Front. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 4/10. This Mazda RX8 Has A Major Accident Before At The Rear Bumper, Right Hand Side And Was Hit By A Lorry On The Front Headlight, Driver Side. Everything Has Been Replaced With New Parts. We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

"Condition 2/10 - This Honda Jazz Met A Few Mishaps, The Biggest Accident Was Reported At Eng Neo Ave, When The Whole Car Was Crashed Into A Tree. We Are Pleased To Inform You That This Honda Jazz Has Been Fully Repaired And It's Good To Run For The Remaining Years! We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!"

 

I wonder if poor condition cars exist in his inventory at all? Or just marketing to portray himself as honest. So when customer let down their guard, they will more incline to believe his stories on those real cars he selling as 'good' condition.

[Kangadrool]

reverse psycology.

[SuPerBoRed]

  On 4/10/2014 at 9:06 AM, Kangadrool said:

reverse psycology.

yeap... the ones they really want to sell are the 10/10 condition ones la... 2/10, 3/10 maybe salesmen's cars?

 

now dont have those stated as 10/10 condition liao... but i swear i saw it last time!!

Edited April 10, 2014 by SuPerBoRed

[Watwheels]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:48 AM, Bicolor said:

 

They only started this recently. In the past, it was always some story about the car being in showroom condition, accident-free and previous owner being a female billionaire, a retiree, a female teacher, a sweet young lady, a petite Asian nurse working in Gleneagles etc etc

 

I can only think of cosplay nurse who drives a TC Forester. Can cheong from one orgy to another in record timing.

[Leezld]

  On 4/10/2014 at 7:48 AM, Bicolor said:

 

They only started this recently. In the past, it was always some story about the car being in showroom condition, accident-free and previous owner being a female billionaire, a retiree, a female teacher, a sweet young lady, a petite Asian nurse working in Gleneagles etc etc

 

Didn't they use to have an ad for a Lancer that was apparently used by a Japanese AV actress? I was wondering why such information was relevant :P

[Leezld]

  On 4/10/2014 at 8:05 AM, 987 said:

instead of ending off the advert with "We Give 1 Year Warranty And We Hope You Will Recognize Us As A Company That Strives To Give You The Finest Details Of Our Car Sales!" should go with something more original like "all repair works handled personally by Tony Stark"

 

I think the owner really really likes Ironman...

[PSP415]

Interesting and entertaining ads.....even better if all honest accounts regarding their rides. Still, beats standard ones which dun say much.... maybe done so to encourage one to go view the ride.

 

If they have a ride I am keen in, I will likely go view/test drive it amongst the stable of similar car models then. To see if their words match the actual ride. Hehe.....hope its stack honest...not sharks.

 

Safe ride