Jamesc Hypersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 I was the last man on Earth. There was a knock on my door. Was it a good looking healthy young lady asking you to help repopulate the planet? ↡ Advertisement 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VenomMX 4th Gear April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Was it a good looking healthy young lady asking you to help repopulate the planet? One must always help a damsel in distress right? :) try this one: http://www.storiesforyourscreen.com/annie96-is-typing/ Lol.. Nice 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesc Hypersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 One must always help a damsel in distress right? :) Lol.. Nice Yes yes its for the survival of the entire human race. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 I thought for guys this is more scary dan anything. The sex was the best you ever had. Three months later you got an sms,"I'm pregnant, it's yours.". 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 (edited) I thought for guys this is more scary dan anything. The sex was the best you ever had. Three months later you got an sms,"I'm pregnant, it's yours.". Nope not scary at all, at least you can still marry her if you admit it yours...... This would make you sleepless nights if she said: "I'm pregnant, I "think" it's yours" .... Edited April 7, 2014 by Picnic06 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockngbrd Supersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 one sentence... "Income tax lai liao" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philipkee Twincharged April 7, 2014 Author Share April 7, 2014 A man had just finished the most satisfying sex ever with his wife when the phone rang. It was from the hospital, informing him that his wife had just died in a road traffic accident. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 i give you the ultimate one 'To more good years' nuff said Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aventador 6th Gear April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 i give you the ultimate one 'To more good years' nuff said That is only 1 sentence la Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enye Hypersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 i am sorry but we will try and do better the next time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyklon 5th Gear April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Gst is to help the poor people. Then I was asked by my mp if I needed help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Supercharged April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 This should be the most scary to Sporeans of the price of our cars The price of SUV in Aussie KNN %#^(^$&@#&@@!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerwoods Turbocharged April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 KNN %#^(^$&@#&@@!!!! scary right ? Spore Honda CR-V = $185k Aussie Honda CR-V = A$30k = $35k $185 / $35 = 5 Every 10 years you can change 1 SUV - total 50 years of driving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philipkee Twincharged April 7, 2014 Author Share April 7, 2014 For Radx I heard my only passenger cough. I drive a hearse. . 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qpik Supercharged April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 " Darling, maid doing her laundry and called me said she found a packet of condom in your pocket, what happen ? " errrrrr.....errrrr......errr........ Trust u n Uncle to turn it into a joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solar Turbocharged April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Girlfriend say I tio leow... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Girlfriend say I tio leow... You scares what ? Ask her First, Second, Third, Special or Consolation Prices mah Trust u n Uncle to turn it into a joke Mathematic teacher marked a red ink big fat zero and remark on my test paper, " it is cubic meter, not Qpik meter !" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneCatFish 3rd Gear April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 (edited) Dear, I am pregnant. One sentence is enough, the sky is falling ...................... aaaaaaaaaah ..................... Touch many woods and trees, that don't happen to me Edited April 7, 2014 by LoneCatFish ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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