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Philipkee
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I was the last man on Earth. There was a knock on my door.

 

Was it a good looking healthy young lady asking you to help

 

repopulate the planet?

 

:D

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One must always help a damsel in distress right? :)

 

Lol.. Nice

 

Yes yes its for the survival of the entire human race.

 

:D

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I thought for guys this is more scary dan anything.

 

The sex was the best you ever had. Three months later you got an sms,"I'm pregnant, it's yours.".

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I thought for guys this is more scary dan anything.

 

The sex was the best you ever had. Three months later you got an sms,"I'm pregnant, it's yours.".

 

Nope not scary at all, at least you can still marry her if you admit it yours...... -_-

 

This would make you sleepless nights if she said: "I'm pregnant, I "think" it's yours" .... [sweatdrop]

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A man had just finished the most satisfying sex ever with his wife when the phone rang. It was from the hospital, informing him that his wife had just died in a road traffic accident.

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Supercharged

This should be the most scary to Sporeans of the price of our cars

The price of SUV in Aussie

KNN %#^(^$&@#&@@!!!! [laugh][laugh]

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KNN %#^(^$&@#&@@!!!! [laugh][laugh]

scary right ?

Spore Honda CR-V = $185k

Aussie Honda CR-V = A$30k = $35k

$185 / $35 = 5

 

Every 10 years you can change 1 SUV - total 50 years of driving.

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Supercharged

" Darling, maid doing her laundry and called me said she found a packet of condom in your pocket, what happen ? "

errrrrr.....errrrr......errr........ :o[dead]

Trust u n Uncle to turn it into a joke

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Girlfriend say I tio leow...

You scares what ? Ask her First, Second, Third, Special or Consolation Prices mah <_<

Trust u n Uncle to turn it into a joke

Mathematic teacher marked a red ink big fat zero and remark on my test paper, " it is cubic meter, not Qpik meter !"

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Dear, I am pregnant.

 

One sentence is enough, the sky is falling ...................... aaaaaaaaaah [bigcry] .....................

 

Touch many woods and trees, that don't happen to me [:p]

 

 

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