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Philipkee

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LoneCatFish

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Wife to husband: I saw this 10 carat diamond ........

 

Side track a bit, some years ago, I read a joke about a one sentence short story writing competition, the content must have god, sex, royal family, and mystery.

 

Winner story: Oh my god! The queen is pregnant, who did it?

 

 

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Thaiyotakamli

Thaiyotakamli

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I went to Lucky Plaza yesterday (sunday) and it did scare me, I thought I was in Manila!

Wife to husband: I saw this 10 carat diamond ........

 

Side track a bit, some years ago, I read a joke about a one sentence short story writing competition, the content must have god, sex, royal family, and mystery.

 

Winner story: Oh my god! The queen is pregnant, who did it?

 

 

No

 

Wife to Husband....

*wife treat husband good*

Husband: why today u so nice to me?

Wife: just now when i went for shopping, i saw

 

 

*husband faint*

 

Nope not scary at all, at least you can still marry her if you admit it yours...... -_-

 

This would make you sleepless nights if she said: "I'm pregnant, I "think" it's yours" .... [sweatdrop]

Yes but if u have a ONS, that one more scary if pregnant, dunno who is the father

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13177

13177

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Wife to husband: I have a confession. I was a man.

Then husband to wife: i have a confession too. I was a woman.
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Thaiyotakamli

Thaiyotakamli

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One more

 

When u go check up in hospital

 

Doctor said "I have a bad news for you"

Wife to husband: I have a confession. I was a man.

Husband say : Thats awesome!

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Tigershark1976

Tigershark1976

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I visited the Toyota showroom. The salesgirl said the Corolla was priced at $135,000.

 

When I finally decided to buy a corolla at $135,000.. I reaised that i can only buy Vios with that price! LOL

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Thaiyotakamli

Thaiyotakamli

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When I finally decided to buy a corolla at $135,000.. I reaised that i can only buy Vios with that price! LOL

No you realize that the price only for 10 year lease...

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Ahgong

Ahgong

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i give you the ultimate one

 

'To more good years'

 

 

nuff said

 

yep. this one, even coming from RadX keyboard, chun liow~! [laugh]

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Philipkee

Philipkee

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During the "fright night" phase of university orientation, the seniors scared 13 groups of freshmen at old changi hospital. After the scaring was done, it was realised that there were only 12 groups of freshmen.

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Ender

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The moment of relief was short lived, after I release my final load of last nite meal into the toilet bowl. When I reach out for the toiler paper, only to find....suspense......

 

 

That's why I always make sure I have 2 pack of tissue when I go out.

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