North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Centra

[Roh96]

Something to brighten up your morning.

 

THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.

 

 

 

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/

 

 

[Kxbc]

No wonder he survived the hot sun rays. he landed at 3am.

 

and a one way trip to the sun is only 18 hours. NB! what the hell is SIA doing. fly to US from Sg already take up 18 hours. SIA should buy aircraft from NK and not Boeing or Airbus. [furious] [grin]

Edited January 23, 2014 by Kxbc

[RadX]

muahaahahaha..cannot stop laughing....

 

think they meant land of the rising Sun

[Evillusion]

No wonder he survived the hot sun rays. he landed at 3am.

 

and a one way trip to the sun is only 18 hours. NB! what the hell is SIA doing. fly to US from Sg already take up 18 hours. SIA should buy aircraft from NK and not Boeing or Airbus. [furious] [grin]

nb...he bring umbrella or not?

[Roh96]

I couldn't stop laughing too...love this news...hahaha.

[Watwheels]

This is propaganda at its best.

 

The kinda crap they sell to their own ppl.

[Albeniz]

That man better bring enough sun tan lotion with him!

[Shull]

The website itself is a sattire news website leh..

 

No matter how unbelievable their propaganda may get (think: Walking out of the revolutionary vagina at 4 months premature), i don't think NK will go to this extent of propaganda.

 

[Watwheels]

That man better bring enough sun tan lotion with him!

 

By sun tan lotion you mean BBQ sauce?

The website itself is a sattire news website leh..

 

No matter how unbelievable their propaganda may get (think: Walking out of the revolutionary vagina at 4 months premature), i don't think NK will go to this extent of propaganda.

 

 

The website is just telling us what the state news agency of NK is reporting. I do not think it's the main source supplying the news.

[Celicar]

I fully agree. I doubt it is really a new release by their state agency. Actually I think it is very dangerous to think of the NKoreans as daft. Their regime may be prone to propagenda but that is a separate thing from the intelligence and capabilities of the people.

 

The website itself is a sattire news website leh..

 

No matter how unbelievable their propaganda may get (think: Walking out of the revolutionary vagina at 4 months premature), i don't think NK will go to this extent of propaganda.

 

 

[Shull]

The website is just telling us what the state news agency of NK is reporting. I do not think it's the main source supplying the news.

 

What i meant is, i don't think KCNA even come out of this news. Because the website itself is a sattire website posting fake news.

[Watwheels]

 

What i meant is, i don't think KCNA even come out of this news. Because the website itself is a sattire website posting fake news.

 

It could be a hoax for all we know. Nowadays whatever I read online I take it with a pinch of salt. Unless it's from reliable sources.

[Shull]

I fully agree. I doubt it is really a new release by their state agency. Actually I think it is very dangerous to think of the NKoreans as daft. Their regime may be prone to propagenda but that is a separate thing from the intelligence and capabilities of the people.

 

 

 

As much as their education system pushes communist propaganda about their dear leader, they do have a properly functioning science and technology university (otherwise how they hell can they shoot missiles and satellite into orbit and produce plutonium).

 

So it's not in their best interest to come out of this kind of fake news, and it gains them nothing.

[Rncw]

stupid creativity at its best

[Yrvsport]

Wakakaka what a joke!

[Vega]

Another news that is up to you to believe but this time is from Indo president.

 

http://news.asiaone.com/news/asia/indonesian-president-yudhoyono-says-black-magic-haunts-him-and-family

 

Indonesian President Yudhoyono says black magic haunts him and family.

 

INDONESIA - In his new book, published Friday, President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono admits that he and his family had almost fallen victim to witchcraft.

In the book, titled There is Always a Choice, Yudhoyono tells the story of how he and First Lady Ani Yudhoyono had to fight dark clouds hovering inside their house in Cikeas, Bogor, West Java.

Yudhoyono wrote that during one Sunday morning prior to the 2009 election, his wife was reading a magazine in the living room while he was busy in the library.

"Suddenly, my wife screamed and called to me. I ran into the room to find out what happened. It turned out that there was this thick dark cloud hovering beneath the ceiling, trying to enter my bedroom," wrote Yudhoyono.

"I then asked everybody to pray to seek Allah's help. I closed the door to my room but left others wide open. The revolving clouds eventually headed out of my house."

"Alhamdulillah. Praise the Lord. My family was safe. The incident was like footage in a typical horror movie. But this really was happening. It was real," he said in a chapter titled "Threat to the President can reach the level of assassination".

Yudhoyono said that there were other incidents that he believed could not be explained logically, but he preferred to keep them closed to the public.

[RH1667]

Something to brighten up your morning.

 

THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.

 

 

 

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/

 

 

 

Ha ha, wrong thread leh.....should be in the joke thread mah

[The_Bear]

Another news that is up to you to believe but this time is from Indo president.

 

http://news.asiaone.com/news/asia/indonesian-president-yudhoyono-says-black-magic-haunts-him-and-family

 

Indonesian President Yudhoyono says black magic haunts him and family.

 

INDONESIA - In his new book, published Friday, President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono admits that he and his family had almost fallen victim to witchcraft.

In the book, titled There is Always a Choice, Yudhoyono tells the story of how he and First Lady Ani Yudhoyono had to fight dark clouds hovering inside their house in Cikeas, Bogor, West Java.

Yudhoyono wrote that during one Sunday morning prior to the 2009 election, his wife was reading a magazine in the living room while he was busy in the library.

"Suddenly, my wife screamed and called to me. I ran into the room to find out what happened. It turned out that there was this thick dark cloud hovering beneath the ceiling, trying to enter my bedroom," wrote Yudhoyono.

"I then asked everybody to pray to seek Allah's help. I closed the door to my room but left others wide open. The revolving clouds eventually headed out of my house."

"Alhamdulillah. Praise the Lord. My family was safe. The incident was like footage in a typical horror movie. But this really was happening. It was real," he said in a chapter titled "Threat to the President can reach the level of assassination".

Yudhoyono said that there were other incidents that he believed could not be explained logically, but he preferred to keep them closed to the public.

 

Same thing happened to me before. I saw dark clouds hovering outside my house. I closed the window. It started raining. Heng ah....