Sharing of Good Jokes

[Jamesc]

MBBS Final Exam question paper:

 

Fill in the blanks - If a woman faints, we must first check her Pu_s_.

 

Only few students who wrote 'Pulse' passed ...

 

In USA the correct answer is Purse.

 

If she has no credit card or insurance

 

then they won't treat her.

 

[2BDriver]

1) Why do most women request for the same husband in the next life ?

Because how can she let such good training go to waste?

2) All Men are Brave,

Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does

3) What's Checkmate?

You tell your wife “I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" & wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s Checkmate!

[Thaiyotakamli]

cant upload to here so here is the link from fb

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=912566108756795

[2BDriver]

cant upload to here so here is the link from fb

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=912566108756795

This matarfarger can not be friend :angry:

[Thaiyotakamli]

This matarfarger can not be friend :angry:

but he's a funny guy

[Toyota82]

-if swimming is a good exercise to keep FIT then why are whales FAT?
-why is the place in stadium where ppl SIT called a STAND?
-in our country we hv freedom of... speech, but y do we need telephone bills??
-if u aren't supposed to drink n drive...y bars have parking lots??
-when dog food is new with improved taste...who test it??
- if all nations in the world are in debt, where do all $$$ go ??
-y do ppl say " u 've been working like a dog" when dog jux sit ard all day???
-if the black box flight recorder nvr damaged during crash , then y isn't the whole plane made of tat stuff

 

WHY WHY WHY

[Thaiyotakamli]

-if swimming is a good exercise to keep FIT then why are whales FAT?

-why is the place in stadium where ppl SIT called a STAND?

-in our country we hv freedom of... speech, but y do we need telephone bills??

-if u aren't supposed to drink n drive...y bars have parking lots??

-when dog food is new with improved taste...who test it??

- if all nations in the world are in debt, where do all $$$ go ??

-y do ppl say " u 've been working like a dog" when dog jux sit ard all day???

-if the black box flight recorder nvr damaged during crash , then y isn't the whole plane made of tat stuff

 

WHY WHY WHY

if whole plane made from that stuff, we would see aircraft under water

[Karu]

[Francis-jack]

-if swimming is a good exercise to keep FIT then why are whales FAT?

-why is the place in stadium where ppl SIT called a STAND?

-in our country we hv freedom of... speech, but y do we need telephone bills??

-if u aren't supposed to drink n drive...y bars have parking lots??

-when dog food is new with improved taste...who test it??

- if all nations in the world are in debt, where do all $$$ go ??

-y do ppl say " u 've been working like a dog" when dog jux sit ard all day???

-if the black box flight recorder nvr damaged during crash , then y isn't the whole plane made of tat stuff

 

WHY WHY WHY

 

-if swimming is a good exercise to keep FIT then why are whales FAT?

---as the whale are fat due to they eat too much of fish which constant high in fatty acid omega 3 and too much of protein that even they swim the whole day still can't managed to burn all the fats,that why they are fat

 

 

-why is the place in stadium where ppl SIT called a STAND?

----as it was call stand is because when you sit but your feet are fully on the ground and prepare to STAND when the team that you support going to score or had score goal.

 

 

-in our country we hv freedom of... speech, but y do we need telephone bills??

---as speech are free because it all coming from our mouth and using our own energy,as when you using telephone or mobile phone we are consume energy source that is not belong to our own that why we need to pay..

 

 

-if u aren't supposed to drink n drive...y bars have parking lots??

---if you say in Singapore there reason is simple,after you park your car near to the bar that you going to drink and get drunk,after that you will leave your car behind without a parking coupon then they can issue you parking tickets and you need to pay them that is one of the reason that gov. are rich ..

 

 

-when dog food is new with improved taste...who test it??

---sure is the dog that been selected to be taste it if am not wrong. Like human, when the factory just improve the new formula food who will taste it??

 

- if all nations in the world are in debt, where do all $$$ go ??

----all still in the bank...

 

 

-y do ppl say " u 've been working like a dog" when dog jux sit ard all day???

---dog are always using their nose to work more than any part of their body,that why if you look carefully,their nose always keep moving to sense smell...

 

 

-if the black box flight recorder nvr damaged during crash , then y isn't the whole plane made of tat stuff

----as the black box are make from heavy metal products that why they are not easy to damaged,if plane were make by the same material I think the plane can't even can fly ..

 

 

Bro,am not here to argue or find problems just to reply. I hope you don't get offended by my answer. If do so,before someone add more fire here I would like to apologize.

[Jeffc]

Judy just received terrible news. Her beloved grandfather just passed away. She went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 92 year old grandmother and offer her some comfort.

 

When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied, "It was a heart attack, he got it while we were making love Saturday morning."

 

Horrified, Judy told her grandmother that 2 people nearing 100 years of age having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

 

"Oh no, my dear" replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

 

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

 

[Pocus]

 

Bro,am not here to argue or find problems just to reply. I hope you don't get offended by my answer. If do so,before someone add more fire here I would like to apologize.

So serious...this is a joke thread leh. I was expecting joke answer but it reads like a science journal...

 

Can we junk you for not joking?

 

You can't junk me cos I'm joking...lol

[Francis-jack]

So serious...this is a joke thread leh. I was expecting joke answer but it reads like a science journal...

 

Can we junk you for not joking?

 

You can't junk me cos I'm joking...lol

no worries bro just to prevent only...

[2BDriver]

STOCK MARKET EFFECT:

Depressed Husband confess to his fat wife:

 

"You are my only investment, that has doubled.''

 

 

A man isn't really poor, if he can still laugh in MCF joke thread.

[Maxus-MIFA9]

This week is "Breast Awareness Week". Spread the slogan .......

 

"We Stare Because We Care!"

 

[Maxus-MIFA9]

Wife : My hubby & I have what he calls - Olympic Sex.

 

Friends : Wow.... must be a terrific sex life?

 

Wife : Not really. It only happens once in 4 years

 

 

 

 

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husband for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

 

 

 

 

Tension - is when wife is pregnant !

 

Terror - is when girlfriend is pregnant !

 

Horror - is when both are pregnant !

 

Tragedy - is when you are not responsible for both ! ....

[Leeke1]

this one funny

[Thaiyotakamli]

yes i still remember this joke, very funny lol

[2BDriver]

this one funny

LOL I hope Tun Razak Najib is not reading this joke thread