Sharing of Good Jokes

[Byteslurve]

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

[Byteslurve]

A wife returns late at night back home.
- Where have you been?! – asks her husband.
- With a friend. But don’t worry, there were no men.
One day later the husband returns back home late.
- Don’t worry; I was also with a friend. And there were no men either…

[Little_prince]

I called my ex-girlfriend today.

I said,

"Remember our first date? I bought you chocolates and we went to catch the movie, Under The Tuscan Sun. I had my arms around you as you were feeling cold and you snuggle into my warm embrace. We then left for dinner. You wanted something simple, like Ban Mian with Teh Tarik. While having dinner, you took out a packet that contain several different types of kuehs. You watched me with glee as I ate the kueh with such gusto."

I started to hear my ex-girlfriend voice cracked and shortly after, she burst into tears. She said, "Yes, I remember."

I then mustered up what's left of my courage and asked...

"Where did you buy that kueh?"

[Maxus-MIFA9]

  On 11/19/2014 at 6:34 AM, Little_prince said:

 

I called my ex-girlfriend today.

I said,

"Remember our first date? I bought you chocolates and we went to catch the movie, Under The Tuscan Sun. I had my arms around you as you were feeling cold and you snuggle into my warm embrace. We then left for dinner. You wanted something simple, like Ban Mian with Teh Tarik. While having dinner, you took out a packet that contain several different types of kuehs. You watched me with glee as I ate the kueh with such gusto."

I started to hear my ex-girlfriend voice cracked and shortly after, she burst into tears. She said, "Yes, I remember."

I then mustered up what's left of my courage and asked...

"Where did you buy that kueh?"

 

 

What if she said bought from Yong Peng ...

[Kiadaw]

[RadX]

blardi hilarious....see till end

 

 

[Maxus-MIFA9]

A man received a message from his new neighbour from India :

 

 

"Sorry SIR - I have been using your wife day and night when you are not present at home --

 

maybe using more than you are using. Now I feel very much guilt. Hope you will accept my sincere

 

apologies."

 

 

The man shot his wife ........

 

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A few minutes later he received another message:

 

Sorry SIR, spelling mistake ....... wifi not wife.

 

 

[Byteslurve]

  On 11/19/2014 at 10:02 AM, RadX said:

blardi hilarious....see till end

 

 

 

[Vid]

I was laughing myself crazy with this video [laugh]

 

Must watch... especially for football fans!

 

[Thaiyotakamli]

Laugh till i fall from my chair

 

 

Scott Sterling - Penentuan Sepakan Penalti Paling…: http://youtu.be/ccUUc0AA-y8

[SGCMmadman]

  On 11/20/2014 at 2:45 PM, Thaiyotakamli said:

Laugh till i fall from my chair

 

 

Scott Sterling - Penentuan Sepakan Penalti Paling:

wah lau eh... seriously real or acting a movie scene?

[Thaiyotakamli]

  On 11/20/2014 at 3:44 PM, SGCMmadman said:

wah lau eh... seriously real or acting a movie scene?

Heard its real but too good to be true haha

[Duckduck]

[anna22]

How cold is it?

 

So cold that I even saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets!

[Philipkee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqTpgb6aklk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

Really funny hahah

[Aukang]

Just heard this one...but only funny if u know mandarin....a friend went to Sichuan and tried their hot pot...ingredients were local delicacies which included rabbit.

 

This friend was relating the meal in mandarin to us on how queasy he felt when he found out that it was rabbit meat he was eating..

 

One friend asked in mandarin..有没有吐的感觉...roughly translated it is did you feel like vomiting?

 

But 吐 (vomit) and 兔 (rabbit) sounds exactly the same in madarin..so it was a clever play of words

[Kho]

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