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A Special Package for Businessmen

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"

 

New SIM to surprise her husband

Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen.

 

Cool message by a wife

 

Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours he needs a lot of improvement"

 

Throwing knives at wife's picture

 

Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what are you doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."

Habit of talking in sleep.

 

A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.

 

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

 

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around no one teaches a man how to choose a wife.
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

 

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!

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My life's lessons learned from watching Game of throne.(original from me)

 

look pretty, act dumb, play along & say words people wanted to hear...survive.

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Arrogant, talk too much, act smart, end up dead

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Proton, maker of cheap cars, to change strategy to become world-class carmaker

 

By Deeq on 12 Jun 2014 in Other News, Other blogs

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Proton’s immediate plan is to change its strategy to become a world-standard carmaker, newly-appointed chairman Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has said, according to a Bernama report.

 

The former PM said Proton has always been labelled as a maker of cheap cars. “Now Proton wants to produce cars which are of world standard, but you have to pay a higher price. You can’t have a good car and pay a bad car price,” he told reporters.

He said that when the Proton Preve and Suprima S were introduced, people claimed they were too highly-priced for a Proton. “The next car of the same quality is RM120,000. You (consumers) want to have cheap cars, OK, Proton can produce cheap cars.

 

 

“Proton has to make a living. If consumers want cheap cars Proton will make cheap cars, they run three miles and break down.”

Responding to a question if Proton has approached the Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) and Petronas for any funds, Mahathir said it had never asked for funding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If proton were to make cheap car, he said it would run 3 miles and break down. So basically if they make higher price car, we can expect the car to run 6 miles before breaking down?

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Proton, maker of cheap cars, to change strategy to become world-class carmaker

 

By Deeq on 12 Jun 2014 in Other News, Other blogs

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Proton’s immediate plan is to change its strategy to become a world-standard carmaker, newly-appointed chairman Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has said, according to a Bernama report.

 

The former PM said Proton has always been labelled as a maker of cheap cars. “Now Proton wants to produce cars which are of world standard, but you have to pay a higher price. You can’t have a good car and pay a bad car price,” he told reporters.

He said that when the Proton Preve and Suprima S were introduced, people claimed they were too highly-priced for a Proton. “The next car of the same quality is RM120,000. You (consumers) want to have cheap cars, OK, Proton can produce cheap cars.

 

 

“Proton has to make a living. If consumers want cheap cars Proton will make cheap cars, they run three miles and break down.”

Responding to a question if Proton has approached the Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) and Petronas for any funds, Mahathir said it had never asked for funding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If proton were to make cheap car, he said it would run 3 miles and break down. So basically if they make higher price car, we can expect the car to run 6 miles before breaking down?

 

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Proton, maker of cheap cars, to change strategy to become world-class carmaker

 

By Deeq on 12 Jun 2014 in Other News, Other blogs

15

 

Proton’s immediate plan is to change its strategy to become a world-standard carmaker, newly-appointed chairman Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has said, according to a Bernama report.

 

The former PM said Proton has always been labelled as a maker of cheap cars. “Now Proton wants to produce cars which are of world standard, but you have to pay a higher price. You can’t have a good car and pay a bad car price,” he told reporters.

He said that when the Proton Preve and Suprima S were introduced, people claimed they were too highly-priced for a Proton. “The next car of the same quality is RM120,000. You (consumers) want to have cheap cars, OK, Proton can produce cheap cars.

 

 

“Proton has to make a living. If consumers want cheap cars Proton will make cheap cars, they run three miles and break down.”

Responding to a question if Proton has approached the Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) and Petronas for any funds, Mahathir said it had never asked for funding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If proton were to make cheap car, he said it would run 3 miles and break down. So basically if they make higher price car, we can expect the car to run 6 miles before breaking down?

没 药 可 救 的 白 痴 [:/]

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Turbocharged

yes their illness is heredity one haha

 

Original, from factory!? Or after market? [sweatdrop] [sweatdrop]

 

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