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RadX

RadX

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🔹Virginity is like a Balloon🎈, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever!

 

🔹Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start!

You can't stop👅!

 

🔹An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get screwed🎍

 

🔹Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hardwork 😓...👤!

 

🔹💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it!

 

🔹Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙👙

 

🔹 Screw a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she screws ou.😳😳

 

 

🔹MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜

 

 

🔹The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝

 

🔹Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?

Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜

 

🔹Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰

 

🔹If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉😉

 

🔹If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!💄😱

 

 

So basically life is 👙PORNOGRAPHY👙o

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Tjkbeluga

Tjkbeluga

5th Gear

Since this is humsup related joke thread, I have one...

 

What's the very first thing that the couple will say after sex?

 

I love you honey....... WRONG!

 

Oh honey, that was great!....... WRONG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer is: Tissue!!! Quick!

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Whathefish

Whathefish

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:14 AM, Jman888 said:

how come you can post so many emoticon <_< <_<

 

more emoticon then can better express oneself mah...wat's wrong? u jealous har

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Hydrocarbon

Hydrocarbon

Turbocharged
  On 8/26/2013 at 6:28 AM, Tjkbeluga said:

What's the very first thing that the couple will say after sex?

 

 

Answer is: Tissue!!! Quick!

 

[thumbsup] Haha, nice one! Made me laugh when I shouldn't..

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Jman888

Jman888

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:33 AM, Whathefish said:

more emoticon then can better express oneself mah...wat's wrong? u jealous har

 

[rolleyes]:huh:<_<[grin][whip][:p] * post one more and get

 

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Rainbowbiatch

Rainbowbiatch

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:36 AM, Jman888 said:

[rolleyes]:huh:<_<[grin][whip][:p] * post one more and get

 

You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message

 

harrow. ni hao.

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Whathefish

Whathefish

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:36 AM, Jman888 said:

[rolleyes]:huh:<_<[grin][whip][:p] * post one more and get

 

You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message

life is never fair .......just like car...only rich can have many cars......

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Whathefish

Whathefish

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:44 AM, Rainbowbiatch said:

u seem a little hyper...

 

overdose durian? [:/]

 

i ate 2 seeds only.... i just being fair mah...jman imbalance so i trying to "balance" him!! [furious]

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Joseph22

Joseph22

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:36 AM, Jman888 said:

You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message

I can post 24 emocon.

[gossip] [gossip] [gossip] [gossip] [gossip] [gossip]

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2BDriver

2BDriver

Hypersonic
  On 8/26/2013 at 3:58 AM, RadX said:

🔹Virginity is like a Balloon🎈, One prick👈 and it's gone for ever!

 

🔹Sex is like a pack of Chips🍟, Once you start!

You can't stop👅!

 

🔹An Exam paper📝 is like a Dick 🍌, When it's hard! People get screwed🎍

 

🔹Education🏨 is like hiring a prostitute💃, It needs both your money💰 and your hardwork 😓...👤!

 

🔹💰💳Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand👋 can let you achieve it!

 

🔹Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !👙👙

 

🔹 Screw a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she screws ou.😳😳

 

 

🔹MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.😜😜

 

 

🔹The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!😝😝

 

🔹Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?

Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up😜😜

 

🔹Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute😰😰

 

🔹If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 😉😉

 

🔹If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!💄😱

 

 

So basically life is 👙PORNOGRAPHY👙o

Your holy good look and fatherly impressions that I had remembered when we first met at Seletar Dam has been heavily discounted just after I finished reading your "humsup" post [:p][laugh][dizzy][dead]

 

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2BDriver

2BDriver

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  On 8/26/2013 at 6:46 AM, Ingenius said:

Funny meh ? i dont find it leh.

Yours are University Syllabus and RadX ones picked from K2 [laugh] [laugh]

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