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U know there is a funny thing going on. We complain about the My....My complain about Thailand...Thailand complain about Myanmar and cambodia...cambodia complain vietnam and laos.....Myanmar complain about Bangladesh....Bangladesh complain about India...india complain about pakistan and China...and on and on and on. CB how come the list go north one! [laugh][laugh]

 

 

the globe is round, it would come back to this place one day should such complaint mentality continues <_<

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U know there is a funny thing going on. We complain about the My....My complain about Thailand...Thailand complain about Myanmar and cambodia...cambodia complain vietnam and laos.....Myanmar complain about Bangladesh....Bangladesh complain about India...india complain about pakistan and China...and on and on and on. CB how come the list go north one! [laugh][laugh]

cos south seperated by sea .... [:p]

 

north, connected by land -_-

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this shows that some countries corruption are more rampant than others, one mountain is higher than another mountain ah. [laugh]

complain and complain...this pple should see Scam City on Discovery Channel. I bet they will lose their live if they ever visit the countries they guy visited!

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complain and complain...this pple should see Scam City on Discovery Channel. I bet they will lose their live if they ever visit the countries they guy visited!

i will check it out and watch it. thanks dude. thats why i seldom go into jb unless necessary after reading these stories. once i was stopped by a tp road block and surprisingly, they let me go . think i wasnt speeding. amazing.

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Japan oso complain about China lei and vise-versa. They are separated by the yellow sea lei! [laugh][laugh]

 

Their disputes way back to the 1910, Nanjing time where Japanese landed in mainland China ... [:p]

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Dear all, I had 2 bad encounters with the Malaysia TP while i was in JB yesterday evening for a short makan trip.

I will post the stories as detail as possible in hope to receive useful tips on handling such situations that may be useful for other bros out here.

 

Encounter 1

 

Location: Jalan Keris (Seafood Zichar)

Time: approx 7.30pm

 

My friend (as a the driver) and I was going to the zi char along Jln Keris and was looking for a parking lot outside the Shell petrol station. Being rather unfamiliar with the road, we made a wrong turn into a one way street just outside the shell petrol station. There was however, no traffic at that time. Within minutes, a Msia TP came up to us and signaled us to move over to a junction. We then noticed that there was a temporary "tentage" set up by the TP near the junction, supposedly to catch people. Both of us were asked to sit inside the tentage area and together with us, there were 3 other TP in the tentage.

 

TP : Do you know what happened?

Us : No Sir.

TP : There is a no left turn sign but u all turned left and wait for carpark there.

 

Genuinely not noticing the "no turn left sign", we replied:

 

Us : Sorry sir, we are unfamiliar with the roads there and didnt notice the sign....

TP : Like that is... $300 compounded fine! your passport and driving license?

 

Suay suay my friend didn't bring his driving license along and...

 

TP : Never bring ?! That will be double! $600 fine.

Us : Sir... give chance la... we only came here for makan and going back already...

TP : Give chance?? how u want to give chance?

Us : We wont do this again sir... (pretending to act blur)

TP : now u tell me u tell me how u want me to give chance?

Us : huh??

TP : there is 3 of us here.... what you want to do?

Us : ok sir... i pay fine on the spot la.

TP : how much you wanna pay?

Us : *thinking a while* sir i only have 50 over ringget la.... 30 can or not ?

TP : 30 ?????? 40... 40....

Us : Sir !! need $ for makan la...!

TP : hmm... ok ok...... u back into your car and put the money inside your passport and give me.

 

After doing what he said.. he like scribbling something on a messy stack of paper, seems like writing our IC no down.

 

Us : Sir! $ u take already, then u record for what????

TP : No no no... this one is write only... no record no record....

Us : you sure or not ?! wait later i receive summon?!

TP : sure sure sure ! you dun believe u get my name and police code and call me.

Us : HOW TO CALL YOU ??!! (looking at the 3 of them, all their uniform no name tag or pass or whatsoever)

TP : really... no record.....

 

Tired of arguing already and we just sua the whole thing and proceed to makan..

 

 

 

Encounter 2

 

Shortly after makan, we drove back to the custom and headed home. JUST before the down slope into the malaysia custom area, my friend suay suay drove cross the junction when it was red light. Although there was no cars at all, there were 3 TP bike parked on the road side and the TP were standing there talking. I know sure hong kang liao this time. True enough i turned back and saw one TP ran up to his bike and chiong towards us and signaled us to stop. the time now is about 8:30pm.

 

TP A : red light you know!? fine $300 (he shouted and talked to someone on the walkie talkie)

Us : Sorry sorry... we really didnt notice that...

 

Almost immediately, another TP bike chiong up to us. Supposedly the more lao jiao.

 

TP B : sir, passport please this will be $300 fine.

Us : sorry sir give chance la... we know you are there, we wont purposely chiong the red light what. We really didnt notice...

TP B : Cannot like this say... Passport, driving license. (taking out a summon book)

Us : Sir I forget to bring...

TP B : Never bring?! ok that will be $600. (pretending to start to write something on the summon book but didnt)

Us : sir sir wait wait wait..... give chance la , we pay on the spot.

 

Jus then, another TP bike zoom to the scene. Now there are 3 TP bike and they all on the stupid lights machiam we hide a dead body in the car. trying to intimidate us i guess.

 

TP B : pay on the spot? hmm... how? how? how much u saying?

Us : er.. $30 sir... can or not...

TP B : $30 ?! ok ill prefer to issue you summon. you go into the custom office with me to pay. (again pretending to write on the summon book but didnt write anything)

Us : ok sir ok sir $50 $50, we after makan not much left la.

TP B : $50 ? nevermind ah i think i summon you better. I tell you, here got cctv, i ask you one more time how much?

Us : Sir! like that how?!

TP B : ok $100.

Us : what sir ?! we dont have so much la! you go search my whole car if got $100 u take straight. (actually have $)

TP B : ok how much u have ?

Us : ok ok 60.

TP B : 60 Sing dollar? (eyes shimmering)

Us : RINGGET LA !

TP B : ok you go back into the car and put $ inside passport.

 

 

 

 

We were very tired already and we just pay and f--k off asap....

Seems that now the TP there have a "protocol" in asking for $. same pattern one.

We might had been carrot head for the 2nd encounter but we were thinking to just pay and sua, so as to avoid "going into the custom office to pay the fine".

Did any bro here encounter similar incident? Hope to get inputs on ways to counter such situations may it happen again.

Btw, do they even have a proper guidelines on the amount of fine for different traffic offence?!

 

Thanks !

 

 

Ok lets see. Both times yr fren did commit offences he was stopped for. No licence summore.

 

Cost was rm 100 total. Abt s$40 only.

 

I say damm cheap already. U kenna same 2 offence in sg how much u pay? Got points summore.

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i will check it out and watch it. thanks dude. thats why i seldom go into jb unless necessary after reading these stories. once i was stopped by a tp road block and surprisingly, they let me go . think i wasnt speeding. amazing.

My is pretty safe if u compare with some others....that show very interesting. The presenter who was the undercover was roughed-up in Slovakia after being scam. There are other country that he went to like Thailand, Brazil, Argentina and India. In India he paid a certain some of money to get his own death certificate! Really remarkable. :wacko::wacko:

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It is obvious the TP is inducing the driver to pay a bribe. Cos he stated the fine amount and yet didnt proceed to print\issue the receipt, but waited for the driver to plead for leniency, and the TP hinted to him the 'settlement'. This is entrapment.

 

 

i wun call it entrapment. afterall, it's clear that the driver broke the traffic rules. it's like ma chi's family blaming LTA for the red traffic light.

 

to make it worse, he bribed the polis not once but twice.

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Their disputes way back to the 1910, Nanjing time where Japanese landed in mainland China ... [:p]

But the sea still exist then! [:p] and i doubt the hostilities started back in 1910! [:)]

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so many crimes in JB, but they choose to mark SG cars...easy money, no risk no worries...sure got money every day....crime to catch super risky...kena chop also don't know what happen...so beware when you drive in JB...many crooks are around including tp ooo

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Ask yourself, if they go by the book, you pay $600.

Which would you prefer ?

you should thank them.

In Singapore, you pay and get demerit points.

 

Somehow ... this is so true.

 

 

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Ok lets see. Both times yr fren did commit offences he was stopped for. No licence summore.

 

Cost was rm 100 total. Abt s$40 only.

 

I say damm cheap already. U kenna same 2 offence in sg how much u pay? Got points summore.

 

 

Maybe TS can stomp it can earn SGD$50 and make a profit. I don't see TS point can I see a self pawn thread. First commit a offense next want to be given chance. If TS or friend is so righteous then he shouldn't offer to provide

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Turbocharged

Your friend and you got away lightly, and if I may add, CHEAPLY!

 

Din bring license!?!?!? You mean he actually all this while dun bring? Or specifically din bring when going into JB.

 

Next, he did commit the offense, notwithstanding the tired and unfamiliar excuses.

 

Now still posts that commit crime by bribery?

 

How thick can one get?

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bro.. no hard feeling. Your friend is what we call coconutan in the army leh..

 

he gave the TP the opportunities to chut stunts.

 

Anyway, i wouldnt have paid at all. I will just take the summons. Offence commited or not, it is precisely cos we singaporeans gave bribes, thats why they will catch us for all sort of stupid reasons, be it we are guilty or not. If they know no bribes will be given, then its just work, and hopefully they will become professional in what they do.

 

I checked my records via online portal, there is an offense booked under my car for 'obstruction of traffik', but no bugger gave me summons on the spot, and due to late payment, the summon is doubled. How the freaking hell would i know i have a summon??

 

THAT IS BOLEH.

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