Bigmatt140 Neutral Newbie July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 (edited) What's singapore's standard after you smoke another car to tell them they lost and you win? I mean say I smoke a forte from a stop light and after showing him I won how do I signal that? I came from the states and over there we switch on the hazard lights to tell them they lost and the race is off.... In Singapore what is the SOP? what i will do is to slow down till the other car catches up, then i will give him a haolian smile... how about you? i smoked a few fortes and koup as well...they dont take my haolian smile very well though Edited July 22, 2012 by Bigmatt140 ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrispie 5th Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 (edited) to show that ur car is faster, u go BEHIND his car, accel and hit his backside. then that is a confirmation. and you can claim a prize later. Please come and race me. I need a new rear bumper. Edited July 22, 2012 by Chrispie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodtviedt 2nd Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 (edited) They are just pulling your leg, over here in sg, there is an official hotline (toll-free) to call : 1800 - 255 0000 There is a protocol to register a victory, you call and tell them your vehicle number (very important for records), then proceed to tell them in such a format, "I smoke a (opponent car make) at (road name) on (date, time). The speed achieved is (speed)km/h." If you top their chart for the day they will ask you for more particulars and send you a prize. Edited July 22, 2012 by Nodtviedt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitanic 6th Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 What's singapore's standard after you smoke another car to tell them they lost and you win? I mean say I smoke a forte from a stop light and after showing him I won how do I signal that? I came from the states and over there we switch on the hazard lights to tell them they lost and the race is off.... In Singapore what is the SOP? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthrevan Supercharged July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 if u're really from the states..u'll know how to do this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackyv Turbocharged July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 What's singapore's standard after you smoke another car to tell them they lost and you win? I mean say I smoke a forte from a stop light and after showing him I won how do I signal that? I came from the states and over there we switch on the hazard lights to tell them they lost and the race is off.... In Singapore what is the SOP? Didnt know people from states know the meaning of phuakangtao wor? Are you sure u r not from woodbridge?.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 like that you all get angry with TS, talk about flaming, no body beat driftking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF 4th Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 like that you all get angry with TS, talk about flaming, no body beat driftking Maybe he's DK reincarnated....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fennmax Clutched July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 You start the trend here lor. Next time i smoke you pls remind me to switch hazard lights. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyiet27 Clutched July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 States of right mind? Here is simple Smoke Liao Signal left Move forward 20m Stop at shoulder Off engine Take out license n I'd You WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sosaria Twincharged July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 What's singapore's standard after you smoke another car to tell them they lost and you win? I mean say I smoke a forte from a stop light and after showing him I won how do I signal that? I came from the states and over there we switch on the hazard lights to tell them they lost and the race is off.... In Singapore what is the SOP? Actually, over here in singapore, all the petrol companies "smoke" you, every time you press hard on the accelerator. Burn more, refuel more, pay more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unltd 5th Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 What's singapore's standard after you smoke another car to tell them they lost and you win? I mean say I smoke a forte from a stop light and after showing him I won how do I signal that? I came from the states and over there we switch on the hazard lights to tell them they lost and the race is off.... In Singapore what is the SOP? The culture is to switch to reverse gear and crash into the loser without seatbelts to show how macho you are, while doing that you have to show your middle finger all the way. After crashing into the loser, you are supposed to remove your clothes (removing top is optional), jump onto the other car and proceed to piss on the car. Well since you get such a kick out of it, if your little weener is erect, you should jerk off or stick your weener in a really hot hole (the exhaust pipe). Do remember to take a video of all these actions, like we say in the forum GVGT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackyv Turbocharged July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Actually, over here in singapore, all the petrol companies "smoke" you, every time you press hard on the accelerator. Burn more, refuel more, pay more I thought miw are the biggest smoker around? Gst is to help the poor remember?.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp4wn Turbocharged July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Aiyo how come bully Kia ... Why never bully me and my Nissan ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubbermat Clutched July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Heh.. I just smoke a lambo yesterday.... But.... That car is in stationary, and I WON!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF 4th Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 I thought miw are the biggest smoker around? Gst is to help the poor remember?.. That was meant to be 'joke of the year' until the 'once in every 50 yrs event' comes along.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladykillerz 4th Gear July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 i heard from some people that if you won the traffic light race, you go to the below address and collect your prize. Address: 10 Ubi Avenue 3 Singapore 408865 perhaps the other driver was happily chatting with his pretty passenger and you are trying hard to floor your accelerator to play your own game. hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackyv Turbocharged July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 ' That was meant to be 'joke of the year' until the 'once in every 50 yrs event' comes along.... Then how about the high inflation due to high car price will not affect the Ave Joe but those rich only since commoner is not buying car?.... that was this year smoke of the year to date?... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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