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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

 

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

 

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

 

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

 

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

 

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much s--t (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of s--t they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough s--t, please bring this to the attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you all the s--t you can handle.

 

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

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Maxus-MIFA9

Maxus-MIFA9

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S.H.I.T. I'm in that range... [sweatdrop]

 

They can RAPE, SCREW or SHAFT me but hope that they don't POKE (People On Key Exploit list) me as I have nothing left inside to explore.... -_--_-

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Deckbuild

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...and join!! [laugh][laugh][laugh]

 

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

 

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

 

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

 

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

 

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

 

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much s--t (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of s--t they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough s--t, please bring this to the attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you all the s--t you can handle.

 

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

 

Walau! For awhile I thought the gov is serious on this man! 50 yrs of age, many are still struggling to pay off their HDB lor! Better start doing retirement planning early to all the bros out there...

 

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Westkid

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S.H.I.T. I'm in that range... [sweatdrop]

 

They can RAPE, SCREW or SHAFT me but hope that they don't POKE (People On Key Exploit list) me as I have nothing left inside to explore.... -_--_-

No worries....u are allowed to KUM(Keep Ur Maid) as accompaniment. [;)][;)]

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Maxus-MIFA9

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Si which one the best form of assistance! I want to start a unit called For All Retired Key-personal (FARK)...can? :ph34r:

When membership open for registration ? [sly]

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