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Was driving this morning when I realised I'm not alone... A small but buttock big big de cockroach was climbing on the car ceiling...

 

This stalker began his journey without any GPS, and keep strolling above my head... I was stiff on my steering...

 

Then, the worse came... With remarkable agility, he ran to the windscreen, then to the dashboard, then to my steering...

 

OMG! This is the first time I drive with the legendary "ku niang" stance, with my fingers holding the wheel, I stopped by the roadside and...

 

Avenger Captain Cocker disappeared totally... This is when the nightmare began... Where are you, my hero...

 

"I'm somewhere near you, and I will appear when you call me"

 

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After seeing the pics if i'm a neighbour i'd get the tenants out through a ruse, then burn the flat down. Sorry uncle really cannot stand

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Was driving this morning when I realised I'm not alone... A small but buttock big big de cockroach was climbing on the car ceiling...

 

This stalker began his journey without any GPS, and keep strolling above my head... I was stiff on my steering...

 

Then, the worse came... With remarkable agility, he ran to the windscreen, then to the dashboard, then to my steering...

 

OMG! This is the first time I drive with the legendary "ku niang" stance, with my fingers holding the wheel, I stopped by the roadside and...

 

Avenger Captain Cocker disappeared totally... This is when the nightmare began... Where are you, my hero...

 

"I'm somewhere near you, and I will appear when you call me"

 

 

Im lucky so far. Only see them while driving and so far none has approached me. Worse case for me was an adult cockroach happily going left and right on my dashboard while i was on PIE. Luckily for me, it was heavy traffic and i had time to grab a bunch of tissue, smacked that bugger hard hard...

 

Went for car fumigation 1 year ago, so far no encounter of them inside the car.

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After seeing the pics if i'm a neighbour i'd get the tenants out through a ruse, then burn the flat down. Sorry uncle really cannot stand

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGHTuz_M0I

 

Im lucky so far. Only see them while driving and so far none has approached me. Worse case for me was an adult cockroach happily going left and right on my dashboard while i was on PIE. Luckily for me, it was heavy traffic and i had time to grab a bunch of tissue, smacked that bugger hard hard...

 

Went for car fumigation 1 year ago, so far no encounter of them inside the car.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0F4NhP0nqg

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Im lucky so far. Only see them while driving and so far none has approached me. Worse case for me was an adult cockroach happily going left and right on my dashboard while i was on PIE. Luckily for me, it was heavy traffic and i had time to grab a bunch of tissue, smacked that bugger hard hard...

 

Went for car fumigation 1 year ago, so far no encounter of them inside the car.

 

where to fumigate and how much would it cost?

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where to fumigate and how much would it cost?

 

search ismart detailing on FB. mine was done with a polishing session and it costs $68. Not sure how much will it be if just fumigation.

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Last week I ate my favourite chicken curry noodle (name censored) and saw a dead cockroach in the soup after chomping 1/4 of the noodle. I stopped for 5 seconds, then decided to go ahead and finished the rest of the 3/4 (except for the roach) because I don't want to waste the noodle.

 

It was an irrational decision and behavior because I hate cockroach, but since I can only eat chicken curry noodle once a week due to health issues, I dutifully completed the feat.

 

My family could not bear to see what I did and left the table before I finished my feast. I doubt they will go back to the same store with me now. I will just do it alone going forward. :mellow:

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Last week I ate my favourite chicken curry noodle (name censored) and saw a dead cockroach in the soup after chomping 1/4 of the noodle. I stopped for 5 seconds, then decided to go ahead and finished the rest of the 3/4 (except for the roach) because I don't want to waste the noodle.

 

It was an irrational decision and behavior because I hate cockroach, but since I can only eat chicken curry noodle once a week due to health issues, I dutifully completed the feat.

 

My family could not bear to see what I did and left the table before I finished my feast. I doubt they will go back to the same store with me now. I will just do it alone going forward. :mellow:

 

 

well, you are still alive...or are you? hahha

 

 

the human body is able to withstand quite a feat lah.  Anyway at that heat, all germ finish

 

 

If you think abt it, we know cos we can SEE.  How many times you think we gobble our food and we DON'T KNOW if we ate it?

 

 

Ignorance is bliss sometimes...hahhaha

 

 

 

Glad all is well with you and that is the right attitude.  Bless you [thumbsup]  [angel]

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i saw worms on the veg in my food a few times, i just feel glad that the farmer didn't use pesticides [laugh] [laugh]

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i saw worms on the veg in my food a few times, i just feel glad that the farmer didn't use pesticides [laugh] [laugh]

 

 

now we know why u are liddat...my condolences :grin:  :grin:  :grin:

 

extra protein bro..not @porker kind tho

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well, you are still alive...or are you? hahha

 

 

the human body is able to withstand quite a feat lah.  Anyway at that heat, all germ finish

 

 

If you think abt it, we know cos we can SEE.  How many times you think we gobble our food and we DON'T KNOW if we ate it?

 

 

Ignorance is bliss sometimes...hahhaha

 

 

 

Glad all is well with you and that is the right attitude.  Bless you [thumbsup]  [angel]

 

Thank God I'm well. I was however devastated when my wife go around telling our friends and relatives that her husband was a freak. We were at a wedding dinner when she did that and I could see the disgust in their faces when they looked at me thereafter.

 

I could not bring myself to tell them that was only my 3rd time finishing food with dead cockroach inside...  [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]  

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