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Cos they know if they fly inside when u awake, you would freak out..so they being polite to you [laugh]

I personally feel if they fly inside when i am awake, dont think they are scary at all. But when they fly in when i am sleeping, really freak me out! [dizzy]

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Had a sadist childhood, the group of us would go ard the neighbourhood trees to catch these tree monitor lizard. Wack the daylights out of them n then burn them till crisps. And throw the corpse into the canal.

 

Once we chanced upon the river monitor. One fren quickly took a branch n knock the fella unconcious. We took turns pull the huge lizard from the canal to the void deck by its tail. Then we wack the daylights out of it. Swing the lizard by its tail n slam it against the void deck pillar. After that threw it back to the canal n it drowned.

 

We would walk inside the drainage system to catch fish or crabs. Once my bro n I came across a python and we stoned it to death.

 

 

These used to be my childhood days. So carefree n evil. [lipsrsealed]

 

 

Hey......i use to do that in my childhood days as well !!!! :D

 

2 to 3 of us walked the neighbourhood and hunt for tree lizards.....use catapults with paper bullets and shoot them, bullets finished liao, use slippers...... Usually we wack till the fellow mabok, throw out the road and wait till cars go over them.......

 

Remember once we bring a plastic bags full of tree lizards and tie it to the badminton court pole!!!! :D

 

Hey Adrianli, you happen to stay in Bukit Batok also?? :D

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I am also afraid of cockroaches.

 

Cockroaches, unlike lizards, would run towards me when I approaches. The movement direction of cockroaches is also very unpredictable.

 

One way to kill a cockroach without spraying too much insecticide is as follow:

First, use a long broom to flip the cockroach till it is on its back and can

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Hey......i use to do that in my childhood days as well !!!! :D

 

2 to 3 of us walked the neighbourhood and hunt for tree lizards.....use catapults with paper bullets and shoot them, bullets finished liao, use slippers...... Usually we wack till the fellow mabok, throw out the road and wait till cars go over them.......

 

Remember once we bring a plastic bags full of tree lizards and tie it to the badminton court pole!!!! :D

 

Hey Adrianli, you happen to stay in Bukit Batok also?? :D

 

Nope. I was from the St George + Whampoa area. We control the lizard population there. :D When we thirsty, we go pluck those coconuts too.

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Nope. I was from the St George + Whampoa area. We control the lizard population there. :D When we thirsty, we go pluck those coconuts too.

 

 

Oh i see......i tout only me and my friends are seow lang.....walking around killing lizards......so there are also seow lang doing that in other parts of the city.... [laugh][laugh][laugh]

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i used to have phobia of it n i cld smell it. i was cured of it when i was overseas (my worst nightmare). now, a little afraid but dared to kill it with slipper. my roach motto "1 slap 1 kill". oh, as a precaution, i hv slippers all over my hse.

 

 

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Crawling roaches are still ok.. I wouldn't say I'm scared of roaches, but flying ones are eew.. Imagine their hairy legs on ur face.. I think I will have to use the whole bottle of dettol to decontaminate..

 

But TS, you damn kilat.. You're Chow Yun Fatt or Neo from The Matrix? LOL..

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when i stayed with my folks, my mom would be the one to catch, smash, stomp and what-have-you with her bare foot/hand whenever we reported a sighting..

 

now i moved out.. i have taken over the role.. [bigcry]

still, got to do it over something.. like a piece of newspaper.. and yes, really yucks cleaning up the mess.

to avoid that, i usually 'lure' them on a piece of paper, then swipe them out of the window [laugh]

 

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Crawling roaches are still ok.. I wouldn't say I'm scared of roaches, but flying ones are eew.. Imagine their hairy legs on ur face.. I think I will have to use the whole bottle of dettol to decontaminate..

 

But TS, you damn kilat.. You're Chow Yun Fatt or Neo from The Matrix? LOL..

 

long time back in my old car, got a flying roach did a fly-by my face... knn.. almost caused an accident. :blink:

from then onwards, all food and drink are BANNED from my car [knife]

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anyone saw albino cockroach b4?

 

only saw once in my life (wee hrs), still tot my eyes were tired till i had a closer look!

 

knn i tot xiaoqiang also got hantu!!! [laugh]

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Yes I admit I'm afraid too.

 

It nearly cause me to have an accident.

 

There is once it crawl on the steering wheel onto my hand. When I felt something crawling on my hand, I looked at that direction and shocked to see the small roach. I instinctively move my hand trying to swing it off my hand not knowing that I'm holding onto the steering wheel very tightly. The car swerve to another lane and luckily I'm not speeding else sure lost control. I managed to swerve back and the little bug is nowhere to b found.

 

Trust me.... My Heart is pumping super duper hard.

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one or two walking ard will end up me sending them off.....................if afew come together..............i usually end up running away for a while............ [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast

& a Roach crawled pass my shoes....

 

2 things I quickly realised afterwards:

 

1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on

target to the Toilet Bowl...

 

2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been

through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training...

 

P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok & I nearly died of a heart attack... :blink:

 

KNN... flying roach is WORST

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Yes I admit I'm afraid too.

 

It nearly cause me to have an accident.

 

There is once it crawl on the steering wheel onto my hand. When I felt something crawling on my hand, I looked at that direction and shocked to see the small roach. I instinctively move my hand trying to swing it off my hand not knowing that I'm holding onto the steering wheel very tightly. The car swerve to another lane and luckily I'm not speeding else sure lost control. I managed to swerve back and the little bug is nowhere to b found.

 

Trust me.... My Heart is pumping super duper hard.

 

usually those in the cars are small ones, i will kill on sight if i m not driving

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when i stayed with my folks, my mom would be the one to catch, smash, stomp and what-have-you with her bare foot/hand whenever we reported a sighting..

 

now i moved out.. i have taken over the role.. [bigcry]

still, got to do it over something.. like a piece of newspaper.. and yes, really yucks cleaning up the mess.

to avoid that, i usually 'lure' them on a piece of paper, then swipe them out of the window [laugh]

 

i also used to tat role, use newspaper and squash it... not a pretty sight [sweatdrop]

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