Chowyunfatt Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 (edited) I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast & a Roach crawled pass my shoes.... 2 things I quickly realised afterwards: 1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on target to the Toilet Bowl... 2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training... P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok & I nearly died of a heart attack... Edited April 30, 2012 by Chowyunfatt ↡ Advertisement 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Bear Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:37 AM, Chowyunfatt said: I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast & a Roach crawled pass my shoes.... 2 things realised afterwards: 1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on target to the Toilet Bowl... 2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training... P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok... "当时我不是怕，是很怕。我从此发誓，不再让蟑螂爬过我的脚！" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
13177 Hypersonic April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 So did you step on the roach since it crawled pass your shoes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowyunfatt Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Author Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:45 AM, 13177 said: So did you step on the roach since it crawled pass your shoes? Just imagine pissing into the toilet bowl & at the same time, like some form of jumping motion, I lifted both feet into the air while still maintaining target into the toilet bowl, so as to avoided tarnishing my shoes... No...I cannot repeat the feat again...& I don't know how I did it to begin with... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count-Bracula Twincharged April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:37 AM, Chowyunfatt said: I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast & a Roach crawled pass my shoes.... 2 things I quickly realised afterwards: 1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on target to the Toilet Bowl... 2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training... P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok & I nearly died of a heart attack... Why you did not pee on it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
13177 Hypersonic April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 (edited) On 4/30/2012 at 3:51 AM, Chowyunfatt said: Just imagine pissing into the toilet bowl & at the same time, like some form of jumping motion, I lifted both feet into the air while still maintaining target into the toilet bowl, so as to avoided tarnishing my shoes... No...I cannot repeat the feat again...& I don't know how I did it to begin with... Sounds like some martial arts master, can jump with both feets and yet still maintaining the target! But i am puzzle since you could do that, why didnt you also step on the roach at the same time?! Edited April 30, 2012 by 13177 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fast1 Supersonic April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:37 AM, Chowyunfatt said: I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast & a Roach crawled pass my shoes.... 2 things I quickly realised afterwards: 1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on target to the Toilet Bowl... 2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training... P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok & I nearly died of a heart attack... Your avatar would be proud. Of the Kungfu part, maybe not the roach phobia. But, yes, I hate roaches too. Not even afraid of snakes, spiders and scorpions to that extent (other than the usual cautiousness not to get bitten or stung), but roaches...ewwww. A completely irrational phobia. Must be childhood trauma. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowyunfatt Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Author Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:52 AM, Count-Bracula said: Why you did not pee on it? Peeing on it would mean getting some PEE on my Shoes as well & I'm not prepared to buy new shoes as I like my current ones... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowyunfatt Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Author Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:55 AM, 13177 said: Sounds like some martial arts master, can jump with both feets and yet still maintaining the target! But i am puzzle since you could do that, why didnt you also step on the roach at the same time?! SHOES!!!...I love my shoes too much... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chowyunfatt Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Author Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:55 AM, Turboflat4 said: Your avatar would be proud. Of the Kungfu part, maybe not the roach phobia. But, yes, I hate roaches too. Not even afraid of snakes, spiders and scorpions to that extent (other than the usual cautiousness not to get bitten or stung), but roaches...ewwww. A completely irrational phobia. Must be childhood trauma. All I can say is...Lucky this Bugger didn't fly or I would have Pissed all over myself... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S4vtec 3rd Gear April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 i cannot stand the sight of it .Call me a wussy but my wife handles the vermins. i would just leave the room and tell her " there's a big one in the toilet" I'll only deal with the runaway centipedes from my arowana tank , bread worms , bullforgs 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porker Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:51 AM, Chowyunfatt said: Just imagine pissing into the toilet bowl & at the same time, like some form of jumping motion, I lifted both feet into the air while still maintaining target into the toilet bowl, so as to avoided tarnishing my shoes... No...I cannot repeat the feat again...& I don't know how I did it to begin with... You think that Kar Chuak is Zhang Ziyi or Michelle Yeoh issit? Btw I also scat of cockroaches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk65 1st Gear April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 i wont' choose not to aggrevate, as my xdd is exposed, later kena "slashed" (u all remember the show, honey i shrunk the kids ) cockroach have razor sharp "hands" la........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holdenutessv Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 I can only deal with lizards or worms. Anything else can fly one, you can see my hiding somewhere else, even butterflies( oh not to forget spiders as well). I don't know why. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shull Turbocharged April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:37 AM, Chowyunfatt said: I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast & a Roach crawled pass my shoes.... 2 things I quickly realised afterwards: 1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on target to the Toilet Bowl... 2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training... P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok & I nearly died of a heart attack... er... not scared, never was.. and never will.. in fact, i prefer catching the cockroach and throw them out from my window into the garden rather than killing it outright... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtselva 2nd Gear April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 3:37 AM, Chowyunfatt said: I was taking a piss this morning at a neighboring coffee shop after breakfast & a Roach crawled pass my shoes.... 2 things I quickly realised afterwards: 1. I never knew I could maneuver at that kind of speed while still maintaining lock-on target to the Toilet Bowl... 2. I never realised I was still so agile at my age & my feet could move like I had been through some form of Chinese Kung-fu training... P.S. KNN Don't laugh, cos that blardy Roach was hugh ok & I nearly died of a heart attack... As for me I'm not scared of roaches..unless they fly But if it was a lizard I would have freaked out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo 4th Gear April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 On 4/30/2012 at 4:01 AM, Chowyunfatt said: All I can say is...Lucky this Bugger didn't fly or I would have Pissed all over myself... It could have been worse. You could have panicked and sprayed a fellow toilet user. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianli Hypersonic April 30, 2012 Share April 30, 2012 Not afraid of roaches. Can catch them n feed my arowana. But if u put me inside a room filled with roaches crawling all over me, I would freak out!!! ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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