Please USE branded CONDOMs... for your own sake

[Scb11980]

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled

look.

 

 

"Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?"

 

 

 

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

 

 

 

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

 

 

 

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made

her."

 

 

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

 

 

 

"Because we were watching the moon landing while she was

conceived."

 

 

Thoughtfully, Mother paused and asked her son,

 

"Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

 

 

[Altivo]

Yes. Durex is good.

[Mkl22]

wahaha, this joke is super duper old. 1st heard it almost 30years ago.

[Chewbacca]

What about Okamoto leh?

 

I just bought a pack....

[Scb11980]

What about Okamoto leh?

 

I just bought a pack....

 

make sure no samurai sword inside

 

if not

chop chop chop

[Chewbacca]

make sure no samurai sword inside

 

if not

chop chop chop

 

More like stab stab stab?

 

[TVT]

What about Okamoto leh?

 

I just bought a pack....

Me too! I bought the Okamoto Crown pack, 12 rubbers inside, $8.35.

[Chewbacca]

Me too! I bought the Okamoto Crown pack, 12 rubbers inside, $8.35.

 

First time trying this brand? I've only used Durex before. Didn't really like it. Couldn't feel much....

[Scb11980]

First time trying this brand? I've only used Durex before. Didn't really like it. Couldn't feel much....

 

 

oh dear

better quick see a doc or pm Radx urgently

 

i am not sure

but you may have a DEAD C O C K on hand

 

 

quick quick

[TVT]

First time trying this brand? I've only used Durex before. Didn't really like it. Couldn't feel much....

No, been using it a few times liao!

 

Last time use Durex, found it rather thick, not much feeling. Then switch to Okamoto Sensation pack (picture outside is a Jap lady in komono), then switch to Crown....found Crown OK so continue using it till now lor.

[Fcw75]

Durex got thin ones. Featherlite.

[Emile12345]

I heard Okamoto manufactures non-latex condoms - very dangerous because the condom will slip out if the dick becomes smaller (e.g. hp ring or girl fart) than the orginal erection

[TVT]

I heard Okamoto manufactures non-latex condoms - very dangerous because the condom will slip out if the dick becomes smaller (e.g. hp ring or girl fart) than the orginal erection

That's easy to overcome - adopt the cowgirl position lor!

[Jamesc]

Made in Japan condoms safe?

 

The radiation don't weaken the rubber?

 

[Scb11980]

Made in Japan condoms safe?

 

The radiation don't weaken the rubber?

 

 

please dont be stupid

 

save on electricity

 

glows at night

 

easy to locate banana

[13177]

wahaha, this joke is super duper old. 1st heard it almost 30years ago.

How come i never heard before?

[Altivo]

No, been using it a few times liao!

 

Last time use Durex, found it rather thick, not much feeling. Then switch to Okamoto Sensation pack (picture outside is a Jap lady in komono), then switch to Crown....found Crown OK so continue using it till now lor.

 

dude... u use Extra Safe huh? Don't lah... use fetherlite lah. Anyway, here's a range of rubber available for different occasions. Ribbed lah, flavoured lah... kill sperm type lah... so many for u to choose

 

http://www.durex.com/id-ID/Products/Condom...omHomepage.aspx

[Jamesc]

please dont be stupid

 

save on electricity

 

glows at night

 

easy to locate banana

Haha