Difficult to live a good life as a SENIOR

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Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful

with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and, when I got home last night,

I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

 

 

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 69 years old and

you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She read it & said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!

This is membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

Now I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do.

I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not easy.