Funeral Expenses ? RadX !

[2BDriver]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in middle-east and Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife suffered fatal heart attacked and passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or another option is we can have her shipped back home for $5,000"

The husband thought about it very seriously and made his firmed decision, he instructed the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a holy burial here, and it just only cost you $150 ?"

The husband replied, "Not too long ago, a man died here and was happy to buried here, three days later, he rose up from his dead . I just can't take that chance to happen !"

Edited March 15, 2012 by Fongmy

[RadX]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in middle-east and Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife suffered fatal heart attacked and passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or another option is we can have her shipped back home for $5,000"

The husband thought about it very seriously and made his firmed decision, he instructed the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a holy burial here, and it just only cost you $150 ?"

The husband replied, "Not too long ago, a man died here and was happiliy buried here, three days later, he rose up from his dead . I just can't take that chance to happen !"

 

yah.....no amount of $$$ to ensure she remains 6 feet underground

[Soya]

now u know why radx's packages r sooooooo expensive and he can afford masak roti?

[2BDriver]

now u know why radx's packages r sooooooo expensive and he can afford masak roti?

This Far East undertaker always offer the cheapest option to his customer's and he is driving a Cherry QQ there

[Powder]

This Far East undertaker always offer the cheapest option to his customer's and he is driving a Cherry QQ there

 

you got nothing better to post issit????

[Jman888]

you got nothing better to post issit????

 

 

[laugh]

 

trouble never look for you, you feeling bore

[Mazdaowner]

now u know why radx's packages r sooooooo expensive and he can afford masak roti?

 

Expensive but worth every cent like your boobies worth every drop.

 

"Can I be your friend?"

[Powder]

[laugh]

 

trouble never look for you, you feeling bore

 

no...but this Fongmy is a troublemaker

[Galantspeedz]

Its called tripod to the max

[Mcf777]

my friend works in a flight chartered company (All their aircraft are based in Batam airport).

 

They have many request from the Indonesia richie to chartered flight and send their beloved

from another country back to Indonesia.

[Gearoil]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in middle-east and Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife suffered fatal heart attacked and passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or another option is we can have her shipped back home for $5,000"

The husband thought about it very seriously and made his firmed decision, he instructed the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a holy burial here, and it just only cost you $150 ?"

The husband replied, "Not too long ago, a man died here and was happy to buried here, three days later, he rose up from his dead . I just can't take that chance to happen !"

 

Careful...you might offend the 'cross worshippers' and those related to them in any manner...

 

And there are many versions of those here...some even cult like..

 

Just in case..if...one of those very sensitive type can't take this thread and comprain...

 

Anyway...nice joke..

 

Radx would have wished his did not need to go up to the point of marrying one... let alone burying one!

[Vhtfhwlego]

The husband replied, "Not too long ago, a man died here and was happy to buried here, three days later, he rose up from his dead . I just can't take that chance to happen !"

Ask for cremation

[2BDriver]

Careful...you might offend the 'cross worshippers' and those related to them in any manner...

 

And there are many versions of those here...some even cult like..

 

Just in case..if...one of those very sensitive type can't take this thread and comprain...

 

Anyway...nice joke..

 

Radx would have wished his did not need to go up to the point of marrying one... let alone burying one!

Hi, GO,

I took your Sinkie's version as "Singaporean Kakies" proudly without any prejudice and often scanned every words that you had penned, honestly I felt you are shearing your frustrations over issues that we as a commoner are facing day in day out.

Frankly enough to say it is "Gutter Politic" and non of us can even do anythings about it, but just to be hopeful awaiting someday we'll overcome.

Cheers & Thanks for your advise and concern, comrade !

[Djim]

I hate hypocrites. These people say one thing, but do another. No, I am not refering to the girlfriend that says