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Scb11980

Scb11980

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A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

 

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!" The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

 

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

 

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

 

 

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KARTer

KARTer

2nd Gear

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

 

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!" The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

 

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

 

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

Related Qns:-

Will she be able to to :o tell in the darK by the feel thru her lobang whose kk she is filled with? :D

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Related Qns:-

Will she be able to to :o tell in the darK by the feel thru her lobang whose kk she is filled with? :D

 

Depends if Michael is black or white lor.

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Vulcann

Vulcann

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Someone posted this in a jokes thread earlier:

 

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

 

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

 

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

 

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I think you're bad luck!!!!!!"

 

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 

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I-LOVE-CARS

I-LOVE-CARS

1st Gear

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

 

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!" The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

 

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

 

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

 

[laugh] [laugh]

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I-LOVE-CARS

I-LOVE-CARS

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Someone posted this in a jokes thread earlier:

 

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

 

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

 

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

 

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I think you're bad luck!!!!!!"

 

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 

[laugh] [laugh]

 

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