Taste Your Own Medicine

[Scb11980]

 

 

 

 

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.

 

 

 

This response caused the judge to rise from the bench.

 

"Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This judge must have been frequently punished by his teachers to write lines during schooldays.

 

 

 

[KARTer]

Moral of the story for all teachers:-

 

treat every student as if he is a potential judge in 20yrs' time?

 

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.

 

 

 

This response caused the judge to rise from the bench.

 

"Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This judge must have been frequently punished by his teachers to write lines during schooldays.

 

[KARTer]

Or:-

 

if any student doesnt like being punished by his teacher, pls work hard and become a judge

 

or those students who are less hardworking: aspire to be a fatimah or TP, then wait for the opportunity.......... stalking not forbiddened

 

if really cannot study, then become a pimp.... there's still a chance if he's a male teacher/principal

[Blackyv]

seriously, this is one of the lamest post of year 2012.... but no worry, still have 10 more mths for another one to take the cake...

[Kiadaw]

seriously, this is one of the lamest post of year 2012.... but no worry, still have 10 more mths for another one to take the cake...

I have 2 self created even lame jokes,

 

1) One day 3 guys, a Singaporean, a malaysian, & a Indonesian was in a jungle & met some cannibals, so they told each other its better to split up to incease the chance of survival.

 

The cannibal have limited number also, so they have to make a decision on who to chase, & the chief shouted to the guys to chase after the Singaporean.

 

Soon, the Singaporean was caught, & just before he was to be boiled on a roasting pot, & last breathe. He cried out to the cannibal chef, why me!

 

He pause for a moment, "Oh, I heard Singaporeans are good to eat."

 

 

 

2) One day 2 agents from the secret service was caught by the enemy. One is British, one is Singaporean. They are about to be brought to the negotiation room.

 

"Who first?" asked the junior negotiator.

"You're kidding right, of course the Brit. Haven't you heard that no matter how much you make them suffer, Singaporeans will still not speak up!" shout the Senior negotiator.

Edited February 27, 2012 by Kiadaw

[Changman999]

Is this in Singapore ? True or not

[SimonTan]

No stupid judge will give such judgement.

He will be the butt of joke for being frivolous.

 

[Alim]

I have 2 self created even lame jokes,

 

1) One day 3 guys, a Singaporean, a malaysian, & a Indonesian was in a jungle & met some cannibals, so they told each other its better to split up to incease the chance of survival.

 

The cannibal have limited number also, so they have to make a decision on who to chase, & the chief shouted to the guys to chase after the Singaporean.

 

Soon, the Singaporean was caught, & just before he was to be boiled on a roasting pot, & last breathe. He cried out to the cannibal chef, why me!

 

He pause for a moment, "Oh, I heard Singaporeans are good to eat."

 

 

 

2) One day 2 agents from the secret service was caught by the enemy. One is British, one is Singaporean. They are about to be brought to the negotiation room.

 

"Who first?" asked the junior negotiator.

"You're kidding right, of course the Brit. Haven't you heard that no matter how much you make them suffer, Singaporeans will still not speak up!" shout the Senior negotiator.

 

Picked & eat until kao kao also will not speak up!