Sabbie's Urologist Appointment Last Monday

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UROLOGIST APPOINTMENT

 

Sabbie went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room

he told the doctor, 'Don't laugh!'

 

'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In more

than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

 

'Okay then,' Sabbie said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing

the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.

 

It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.

 

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the

floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle

to his feet and regain his composure.

 

' I'm so sorry,' he said. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen

again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

 

'It's swollen,' Sabbie replied.

 

[Beehive3783]

Nice one

[Donut]

Prease tell me this is true.....

[Thaiyotakamli]

eh dont be so mean can or not? i know sabbie like that type one but please dont say like that la, it will hurt his ego u know... as a sabbie friend i nvr spread this to anyone

[Nightkids]

UROLOGIST APPOINTMENT

 

Sabbie went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room

he told the doctor, 'Don't laugh!'

 

'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In more

than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

 

'Okay then,' Sabbie said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing

the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.

 

It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.

 

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the

floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle

to his feet and regain his composure.

 

' I'm so sorry,' he said. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen

again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

 

'It's swollen,' Sabbie replied.

 

 

HA HA HA HA HA..............................Sabbie will burn your car........

[Observer]

haha i hope this is true as well!

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Reminds me of an old joke...

 

LKY, Clinton and Gorbachev were taking a holiday in South America when they were captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.

 

When they were brought in front of the female chief, she declared that she would let them live on one condition - if the combined length of their KKJs was more than 20 inches.

 

So Clinton went first and pulled his out. An impressive 11 inches.

 

Gorbachev went next. A decent 9 inches.

 

LKY last. A teeny tiny little nub measuring just 0.5 inches.

 

After the female chief was done laughing at LKY, she remained true to her word and let the lot of them go. After their immediate relief, the three world leaders fell to arguing about who was most responsible for getting them out of the scrape.

 

Clinton said: "If it wasn't for my humongous schlong, all of you would be dead meat."

 

Gorbachev said: "My 9 inches was crucial. Don't underestimate it."

 

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"You all damn lucky I steam, boy!!"