Funner Neutral Newbie September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 Why Some PEOPLE Have Dogs And Not Wives: Do you agree or disagree? 1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. And last, but not least: 10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 Just wait ..... you beat them too much and one day you sleep nake on bed, they bite off your didi and swallow ..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csnewbie 1st Gear September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 a dog hide your car keys when you are about to drive to drink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecontle 1st Gear September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 very very hard topic need think then get back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 Dogs are Man's best friend. It cannot replace your wife lah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 you can fark your wife and complaint to the dog, but not the other way round Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funner Neutral Newbie September 20, 2011 Author Share September 20, 2011 i have lots of remote controls with lots of saliva and some with missing buttons no thanks to doggy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 you can fark your wife and complaint to the dog, but not the other way round Complaint about what? She falls asleep during intercourse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funner Neutral Newbie September 20, 2011 Author Share September 20, 2011 you can fark your wife and complaint to the dog, but not the other way round in the west and some eastern countries what you suggest can happen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 You can have more dan one dog and your dog won't complain, the more the merrier. But you can only have one wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csnewbie 1st Gear September 21, 2011 Share September 21, 2011 You can have more dan one dog and your dog won't complain, the more the merrier. But you can only have one wife. blame the sG laws. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moredhel 2nd Gear September 21, 2011 Share September 21, 2011 You can have more dan one dog and your dog won't complain, the more the merrier. But you can only have one wife. 1 wife already headache... U want 2? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindytan 3rd Gear September 29, 2011 Share September 29, 2011 Why Some PEOPLE Have Dogs And Not Wives: Do you agree or disagree? 1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. And last, but not least: 10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. the world have so much to see, don't wish to get tied down. at the same time they need a companion. so get a dog, a dog don't tie them down. a dog don't bite when the owner is womanizing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Help1 1st Gear September 29, 2011 Share September 29, 2011 Why Some PEOPLE Have Dogs And Not children???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gt2929 1st Gear September 29, 2011 Share September 29, 2011 i have lots of remote controls with lots of saliva and some with missing buttons no thanks to doggy There is no bad dog oni bad dog owner [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezg1 5th Gear September 29, 2011 Share September 29, 2011 You can have more dan one dog and your dog won't complain, the more the merrier. But you can only have one wife. Wrong...certain religion allow to have 4 wives...legally hor.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasted 1st Gear September 29, 2011 Share September 29, 2011 they have bestiality fetish? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic September 29, 2011 Share September 29, 2011 Wrong...certain religion allow to have 4 wives...legally hor.. This are the declare ones ..... those un-declare or unaccounted ones need to include or not ..... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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