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Why Some PEOPLE Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Do you agree or disagree?

 

 

1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see

you.

 

 

 

 

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by

another dog's name.

 

 

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things

on the floor.

 

 

4. A dog's parents never visit.

 

 

 

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your

voice to get your point across.

 

 

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're

ready to go 24 hours a day.

 

 

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

 

 

 

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to

ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

 

 

9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they

don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

 

 

 

And last, but not least:

 

10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of

your stuff.

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you can fark your wife and complaint to the dog, but not the other way round :D

in the west and some eastern countries

what you suggest can happen

 

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Why Some PEOPLE Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Do you agree or disagree?

 

 

1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see

you.

 

 

 

 

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by

another dog's name.

 

 

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things

on the floor.

 

 

4. A dog's parents never visit.

 

 

 

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your

voice to get your point across.

 

 

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're

ready to go 24 hours a day.

 

 

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

 

 

 

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to

ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

 

 

9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they

don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

 

 

 

And last, but not least:

 

10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of

your stuff.

 

 

 

the world have so much to see, don't wish to get tied down. at the same time they need a companion. so get a dog, a dog don't tie them down. a dog don't bite when the owner is womanizing.

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You can have more dan one dog and your dog won't complain, the more the merrier. But you can only have one wife.

 

 

 

Wrong...certain religion allow to have 4 wives...legally hor..

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