Funner Neutral Newbie September 14, 2011 Share September 14, 2011 Evidently Obama is not too popular with many Americans. NB. If you forward this, PLEASE REMOVE my e-mail address and name before you send it on. Thank you. Barrack Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"? Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States of America!!!!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID" Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am" Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check. " Cashier: "Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?" Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I don't have a clue. I can't think of a single thing." Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?" ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon5 5th Gear September 14, 2011 Share September 14, 2011 hahah! yea looks like his 2nd term gonna b an issue. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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