Funner Neutral Newbie September 12, 2011 Share September 12, 2011 This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." Think about it, read it again. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrmilktooth Supercharged September 12, 2011 Share September 12, 2011 if its in chinese, it wont be that easy to mess up.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuelsaver Supercharged September 19, 2011 Share September 19, 2011 On 9/12/2011 at 9:47 AM, Funner said: This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." Think about it, read it again. Either I'm not logical or not male!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysc3 Twincharged September 19, 2011 Share September 19, 2011 this reminds me of a story long long time ago ..... (sounds familliar??) anyway, at my old, old workplace, i was told that there was this simple guy. one day when he was going for his lunch, another colleague asked him to ta-pow for him. the colleague asked him to buy the mix-veg rice of $2 with a chicken wing. when he came back, the colleague was shocked to find a big packet of white rice - all $2 worth of it, plus one chicken wing !! so ended up paying for $2 rice and $x for the chicken wing !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerwoods Turbocharged September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 lame... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysc3 Twincharged September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 i think it really happened ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabbie Clutched September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 lol, in real life can already screw up info, moreover in the forum.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitedspeed Neutral Newbie September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 In the north pole, there was this pub where two men was drinking their whisky. They deceided to challenge each other. One said to the other, when we finish this ten bottles of whisky, whoever is unable to walk in a straight line shall go up the mountain to rape an eskimo woman and knock out a polar bear. As the night goes on, one of the men was unable to walk in a straight line hence the loser. He then proceed to go up the mountain to do the required tasks. A couple of hours later, he came down from the mountain clothes tear and torn with blood all over him. He declared that he has accomphished the required tasks. Wow! the woman part was easy he said when I tried to knock her out. But Sh-t, he bear sure put up hell of a fight! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good-Carbuyer 1st Gear September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 On 9/12/2011 at 9:47 AM, Funner said: This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." Think about it, read it again. Some people still insist PM apologised during recent GE rally? THe husband among 60%+ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk65 1st Gear September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 (edited) On 9/12/2011 at 9:47 AM, Funner said: This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." Think about it, read it again. this is not logical, IMO. (more of lazy, refuse to think or ask back) this is my logic please go shopping for me -->buy one carton of milk, -->if they have eggs --> get 6. this straigt line-going sequence is logical. plus, there should be some common sense involved also la. when processing illogical demand. Edited September 20, 2011 by Sk65 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocus Turbocharged September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 (edited) On 9/20/2011 at 1:46 AM, Sk65 said: this is not logical, IMO. (more of lazy, refuse to think or ask back) this is my logic please go shopping for me -->buy one carton of milk, -->if they have eggs --> get 6. this straigt line-going sequence is logical. plus, there should be some common sense involved also la. when processing illogical demand. I agree...... First, if this guy is suppose to be the family man, 6 cartons of milk for the family?? and what has it gotta do with whether eggs are in the store r not? He's confirm trying to be funny... Edited September 20, 2011 by Pocus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender Hypersonic September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 On 9/20/2011 at 5:10 AM, Pocus said: I agree...... First, if this guy is suppose to be the family man, 6 cartons of milk for the family?? and what has it gotta do with whether eggs are in the store r not? He's confirm trying to be funny... But he is a FT in the IT industry.. Sub common sense=0 Milk=1 If egg>=1 then Milk=6 *Sub Common sense =1 *Milk=1 *if egg>=1 then egg=6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirjimmy 1st Gear September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 (edited) On 9/20/2011 at 5:33 AM, Ender said: But he is a FT in the IT industry.. Sub common sense=0 Milk=1 If egg>=1 then Milk=6 *Sub Common sense =1 *Milk=1 *if egg>=1 then egg=6 So wat happen during *sub common sense = 1 when there are 4eggs? Edited September 20, 2011 by Sirjimmy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic September 20, 2011 Share September 20, 2011 On 9/20/2011 at 5:33 AM, Ender said: But he is a FT in the IT industry.. Sub common sense=0 Milk=1 If egg>=1 then Milk=6 *Sub Common sense =1 *Milk=1 *if egg>=1 then egg=6 hur .... very ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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